Theodred "Theo" Kaylin Sammeth (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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poly_chromatic2012-12-29 10:42 am
deadmanbusiness) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-12-29 10:42 am
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Reversing polarities
[For once Theo is not up a tree. Which is where he seems to have spent a good amount of time these past couple of weeks. Instead he's sitting on a concrete wall in what looks like the Underground. His sunglasses are perched on top of his head letting his silver eyes show. Behind him, just barely visible, it looks like there are some shambling zombies pushing some stone work around.
For those who can sense those sorts of things, he's radiating a lot of necromantic power right now. Before he's kept it dampened, out of politeness. Currently, he's not bothering to do so.]
I've been doing some thinking. The "deities" here [And you can hear the finger quotes in his voice] from what I can tell enjoy, making deals for things. And I thought, well, I'm almost a god why couldn't I get into this business too?
Admittedly my abilities right now are going to be able to get you anything from home, but now undead... I can do lots of things with the undead. They make lovely servants, didja know? Great guards. Lots of them don't even need to eat or sleep.
So. I'll be willing to offer up some zombie -for right now - and maybe later some wraiths and ghouls or whatever else I can get my hands on, servants in exchange for favors or money. We can negotiate. How about that? And at least you'll retain some dignity or your memories.
[Action if you'd like it. Catch Theo with a zombie shambling after him, around anywhere.]
[Theo's been hit with a reverse morality curse. He's got about fifteen NPC zombies to 'sell' but they'll be going away after the weekend.]
For those who can sense those sorts of things, he's radiating a lot of necromantic power right now. Before he's kept it dampened, out of politeness. Currently, he's not bothering to do so.]
I've been doing some thinking. The "deities" here [And you can hear the finger quotes in his voice] from what I can tell enjoy, making deals for things. And I thought, well, I'm almost a god why couldn't I get into this business too?
Admittedly my abilities right now are going to be able to get you anything from home, but now undead... I can do lots of things with the undead. They make lovely servants, didja know? Great guards. Lots of them don't even need to eat or sleep.
So. I'll be willing to offer up some zombie -for right now - and maybe later some wraiths and ghouls or whatever else I can get my hands on, servants in exchange for favors or money. We can negotiate. How about that? And at least you'll retain some dignity or your memories.
[Action if you'd like it. Catch Theo with a zombie shambling after him, around anywhere.]
[Theo's been hit with a reverse morality curse. He's got about fifteen NPC zombies to 'sell' but they'll be going away after the weekend.]
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[Which makes it okay, right?]
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[They're his.]
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Whatever. Just do me one favor? I die, leave me out of it.