sixth ¤ visual reaction

[fe_male]

General PSA: In concordance with Mr. Stark's keen and totally professional, excellent statement, anything Dr. Banner does today is totally not my fault.

Although, if anyone's seen Bruce's body, we'd both like to talk to her. It. [ please let there not be more than just the three people involved here, like, really. ] Imagine the trouble someone in their body could get up to.

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[threeolives]

I'm here. Had a bit of a close call this morning, but all is well. No code green.

[fe_male]

[ fantastic, it's just a three person loop. like really. he's still happy about that. ]

How have you already almost had a problem that fast?

[threeolives]

I stubbed my toe on the dresser. [ Ha ha, laugh it off. ]

[fe_male]

[ he probably will, actually ]

Seriously? That's it?

[threeolives]

Look, it hurt! And Bruce's feet are bigger than I'm used to. I've only been male once before, alright?

[fe_male]

When was that?

[threeolives]

Months ago, when you were here before. I wasn't swapped with anyone, I was just a male version of myself.

[fe_male]

I'm sad I missed it.

[threeolives]

Who knows, maybe it'll happen again.

[fe_male]

You have to let me know if it does. Okay. On pain of possible termination.

[horseish]

So you have the body of the lady who's in Bruce's body now.

[She worked it out.]

[fe_male]

[ Are you that -- you totally are. ]

Sure do. Smart kid. Yay curses.

[horseish]

It doesn't seem like a very bad curse.

[fe_male]

We'll see how bad it is once one of us has to pee.

[horseish]

Why-

Oh.

[Yeah she got that one. Well done, Tony.]

[fe_male]

[ Tony Stark: making people speechless since 1970. ]

You're all normal today?

[horseish]

Normal for me, yes.

[fe_male]

What does that mean?

[horseish]

Well it wouldn't be normal for you if you were like me. But it's normal for me to be like me.

[fe_male]

[ he feels like he's talking to someone else who knows all the words and letters but isn't putting them in the right order or something ]

Why would I be li-- What makes you so special anyway?

[horseish]

[It's called talking to children, Tony.]

Only that I'm me and nobody else, which is lucky.

[fe_male]

[ he disagrees - he gets called a child all the time and still doesn't quite follow ]

It would suck if somebody else were also you, sure. They make horror flicks about that sort of thing. There's probably a whole zipcode in the Twilight Zone for it by this point.

[punchedhitler]

Wait, who is this?

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[bettercallit]

On a scale of one to ten, how much are you taking advantage of the situation?

[fe_male]

Five. As in pleading the fifth.

[bettercallit]

Good call. Better to say nothing than get your ass kicked by a woman.