[ AUDIO ]

[signatures]

Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? Or whatever you decided to celebrate.

I'm still sweeping out random bits of coal from the shelves. I'd be worried about it being an unfair suggestion to my character, but the fact it was a gift from a possessed goatman makes me feel marginally better. There might be some fodder for new resolutions somewhere in that whole experience, though.

Have anyone actually accomplished one of your goals since last year?

[ The 'Escape the City' one obviously doesn't count. ]

[ Filter: Ginny Weasley ]

I found someone for you.

[ BUT HE'S TOTALLY NOT GOING TO MENTION the fact it might be a favour for a favour sort of deal... yet. ]

Comments

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[signatures]

Those are excellent choices.

audio;

[skintoskin]

I thought so. Not very exciting, though.

audio;

[signatures]

Not getting killed sounds exciting to me, personally.

audio;

[skintoskin]

Sure, but it isn't like... like getting laid or winning a lottery or something.

audio;

[signatures]

Survival's like the lottery of life, isn't it?

Besides, I don't think it's very hard for you to get laid.

audio;

[skintoskin]

I guess.

You don't? And why do you think that?

audio;

[signatures]

You're reasonably attractive and you don't seem the type to put up a fight.

audio;

[skintoskin]

[Neil is stunned into a brief silence. He isn't sure what bothers him the most: being only 'reasonably attractive' or being an easy lay.]

I'm not sure if that's meant as a compliment or an insult.

Just saying.

audio;

[signatures]

Compliment, supposed to be.

audio;

[skintoskin]

Okay, I'll take it.

Interested in finding out if I put up a fight?

audio;

[signatures]

I don't think you would.

audio;

[skintoskin]

Does that mean you want to find out or not?

audio;

[signatures]

What'd be the fun in revealing all I'm curious about?

audio;

[skintoskin]

Not looking for all of your 'curiosities', Eames. Just think we could explore the... possibilities.

audio;

[signatures]

Are you always very adventurous?

audio;

[skintoskin]

Maybe. I guess. Used to be, anyway. Got me into all kinds of shit.

audio;

[signatures]

It's a good quality, I'd say.

audio;

[skintoskin]

Ya think? Thanks.

audio;

[signatures]

You're welcome.

audio;

[skintoskin]

So, about gettin' laid...

audio;

[signatures]

What about it?

audio;

[skintoskin]

When did you last get some?

audio;

[signatures]

Are you invested in my sex life, now?

audio;

[skintoskin]

Oh, please. I'm just curious, not 'invested'.

audio;

[signatures]

My sex life is taken care of, thank you.