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[gotashortfuse]

DAMN IT!

[Michael seems to be sitting in the middle of the forest. Well, in the middle of a blackened hole that happens to be in what looks like it was the forest. There are waves of heat rolling off of him.]

THOSE CURSES SUCKED!

I AM NOT SEXY! SEXY SUCKS!

Comments

[gotashortfuse]

How are they subtle? You go smoochy-smooch and suddenly the girl's throw their clothes into the air.

[bedsidemanners]

Blame it on years of practice.

[gotashortfuse]

Yeah?

Well you still suck.

[bedsidemanners]

Oh, cheer up. I'm sure not everybody heard you.

[gotashortfuse]

...

[He forgot that everyone probably heard that.]

[bedsidemanners]

[.... too easy]

Despite how much you were yelling in the broadcast...

[gotashortfuse]

........................

[STILL SINKING IN.]

[bedsidemanners]

.... Mika?

[gotashortfuse]

I WAS ON A ROOF SHOUTING ALL THAT SHIT!

EVERYONE HEARD ME!

[FLAILING.]

[bedsidemanners]

It was too scarring to stop.

[gotashortfuse]

DAMN IT YOU JERK!

YOU WERE TOO BUSY LAUGHING WEREN'T YOU!

[bedsidemanners]

In-between being completely horrified.

[gotashortfuse]

STUPID, STUPID CURSE!

[bedsidemanners]

If it had lasted any longer I would've bought you a suit.

[gotashortfuse]

But your clothes suuuuuuck. They're all...pimpy.

[bedsidemanners]

They are not. They're mostly business suits.

[gotashortfuse]

That stupid coat with the fur isn't.

[bedsidemanners]

Which o--

It is not a pimp coat.

[gotashortfuse]

Ya didn't help yourself by asking which one.

[bedsidemanners]

They're winter coats. There's nothing wrong with them being furry.

[gotashortfuse]

You wear them when it's not cold.

[bedsidemanners]

They have deep pockets.

[gotashortfuse]

What do you need deep pockets for?

[bedsidemanners]

Unexpected liaisons.

[gotashortfuse]

You are the most perverted bastard I've ever met.