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[gotashortfuse]

DAMN IT!

[Michael seems to be sitting in the middle of the forest. Well, in the middle of a blackened hole that happens to be in what looks like it was the forest. There are waves of heat rolling off of him.]

THOSE CURSES SUCKED!

I AM NOT SEXY! SEXY SUCKS!

Comments

[shall_yield_us]

Oh, won't my Lord Raphael be pleased to hear it.

[gotashortfuse]

Shut up, Fairy Queen! No one asked you!

[shall_yield_us]

But you'll make certain to ask him?

[gotashortfuse]

No!

[shall_yield_us]

You realize, for all your... fumbling around him, if not for Raphael's repute, one might well think... ah.

[gotashortfuse]

Huh?

[shall_yield_us]

Oh, he can teach you, you stupid child.

[gotashortfuse]

I am not a child! There's nothing for him to teach me!

[shall_yield_us]

You're a child and a fool.

[gotashortfuse]

You're an ugly flying bug.

[bedsidemanners]

... No.

[shall_yield_us]

No?

[bedsidemanners]

Why would you even think that?

[shall_yield_us]

He makes such a great fuss over you, and to think, your hair's too light.

[bedsidemanners]

He doesn't have anything to do with it.

[bedsidemanners]

More for me.

[gotashortfuse]

...Pervert.

[bedsidemanners]

I thought it was funny. Too bad I couldn't convince you into listening to my tips.

[gotashortfuse]

Your tips suck.

[bedsidemanners]

They're too subtle for you to manage.

[gotashortfuse]

How are they subtle? You go smoochy-smooch and suddenly the girl's throw their clothes into the air.

[bedsidemanners]

Blame it on years of practice.

[gotashortfuse]

Yeah?

Well you still suck.

[bedsidemanners]

Oh, cheer up. I'm sure not everybody heard you.

[gotashortfuse]

...

[He forgot that everyone probably heard that.]