151 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

 Some may see a mistletoe curse....which it is. I feel like this is the perfect opportunity to screen for halitosis. It's not a diagnosis. It's a symptom. For the layman---THAT'S YOU GUYS---it's bad breath.

Why is this important? Well, for one it improves your relationship with everyone else. If you have a bad odor coming out of your mouth who wants to spend their time engaged in a close, intimate encounter? No sane person. Duh.

Food for thought. Or Tictac. You're welcome.

Comments

[dr_conscience]

Sounds like someone wound up under a sprig with one of our unfortunately afflicted citizens.

[vicodincrutch]

You're not even trying to mask your jealousy.

[dr_conscience]

Yes. I relish the taste of halitosis. Oh, wait-- you mean of them?

Not at all, Greg. I'm secure in what we have.

[vicodincrutch]

And yet you comment on the high traffic zone of my mouth.

[dr_conscience]

Of course that's what I was doing. Because I would never laugh at the fact that you had to kiss someone with terrible breath.

[vicodincrutch]

All of the mouths you came in contact with had a pleasant odor, that's exactly what you're telling me through your vapid schadenfreude.

Liar.

[dr_conscience]

Actually, what I'm saying is that none of them were bad enough to warrant a public service announcement.