Voice

[theshinjukucroc]

Alright, here's the deal. If you so much as fucking think of kissing my wife, I'll shoot you.

Otherwise, keep your damn lips away from me.

[A pause then...]

Oi! Gazelle. Make sure you tell me the names of anyone who gets a kiss from you. I need to make sure to shoot them in the face.

Comments

voice;

[virginwings]

I- [paaaause] can't!

[she feels really guilty already, but shooting people? never much approved of that.]

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

They're just rubber bullets. They'll sting like a bitch and that's it.

voice;

[virginwings]

But it's not their fault.

First promise not to do anything if I tell you.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

I promise not to kill them.

voice;

[virginwings]

[Good enough for her. She starts to list very vague names like "the old baker", half of which are probably poor souls who just sell treats and other junk food for a living.]

- and some guy, um, Setsu-something? That one was just on the ear, though.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

By you or him?

voice;

[virginwings]

[had to ask that much, didn't you.]

Ah.

By me.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

I'll just kick him.

voice;

[virginwings]

Eh? How about I come kiss Kaito instead.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

How about I kick him and you kiss me for it?

voice;

[virginwings]

[Can't win, can she? He can't see it but she smiles despite giving in. (He's too charming.)]

Okay, you can have just one kiss for that.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

Heh. That's more like it.