Voice

[theshinjukucroc]

Alright, here's the deal. If you so much as fucking think of kissing my wife, I'll shoot you.

Otherwise, keep your damn lips away from me.

[A pause then...]

Oi! Gazelle. Make sure you tell me the names of anyone who gets a kiss from you. I need to make sure to shoot them in the face.

Comments

[nosympathy]

[You know, she can actually appreciate that attitude. Reminds her of the bonded males back home.]

Maybe you should just keep her home today instead?

[theshinjukucroc]

I thought about it. But I have to work and can't keep an eye on her.

[nosympathy]

Find her a body guard or teach her to protect herself then? That way the punishment comes sooner rather than later.

[theshinjukucroc]

She can take care of herself.

I'm still shooting anyone who tries.

[nosympathy]

[Yep, bonded males...]

She's very lucky then to have such a loving husband.

[theshinjukucroc]

She's a loving wife so she should get a loving husband in return.

[nosympathy]

Not all get them.

[theshinjukucroc]

Then they're doing it wrong.

[nosympathy]

Those who end up, or deal, with assholes who abuse them or otherwise are doing it wrong?

[theshinjukucroc]

Yes. They should leave and the assholes doing it should end up with a bullet in their ass and in their brain.

[nosympathy]

Can't argue with that. Although, a bullet is too quick.

video:

[charring]

That's a dedicated husband.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Of course. That's how one should be.

Re: video:

[charring]

It's the only kind of husband to have. [Sage nod here. She also has a pretty awesome husband.]

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Damn straight it is.

voice;

[virginwings]

I- [paaaause] can't!

[she feels really guilty already, but shooting people? never much approved of that.]

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

They're just rubber bullets. They'll sting like a bitch and that's it.

voice;

[virginwings]

But it's not their fault.

First promise not to do anything if I tell you.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

I promise not to kill them.

voice;

[virginwings]

[Good enough for her. She starts to list very vague names like "the old baker", half of which are probably poor souls who just sell treats and other junk food for a living.]

- and some guy, um, Setsu-something? That one was just on the ear, though.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

By you or him?

voice;

[virginwings]

[had to ask that much, didn't you.]

Ah.

By me.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

I'll just kick him.

voice;

[virginwings]

Eh? How about I come kiss Kaito instead.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

How about I kick him and you kiss me for it?

voice;

[virginwings]

[Can't win, can she? He can't see it but she smiles despite giving in. (He's too charming.)]

Okay, you can have just one kiss for that.

voice;

[theshinjukucroc]

Heh. That's more like it.

[whitetwoguns]

More power to you if you can enforce that kinda thing. I think that in the event it happened it wouldn't mean much to your old lady if she's got you to come home to.

[theshinjukucroc]

She's not old.

[signatures]

Sounds like true love.

[theshinjukucroc]

A fucking fairy tale ending.

[signatures]

I'm guessing your wife is used to it by now.