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[asofwar]

[Because texting is for losers with time, that's why.] I take it there is a pattern to theses curses? I would have believed the City was trying to increase the number of animals in its preposterous cages, were they not the kind to disappear so soon after midnight.

Can someone offer some insight? [If there's anything else she wants to say, it gets interrupted by a raven perching itself on her shoulder. Its beak open, and out comes Sif's voice:]

My hunting skills could keep us fed for a lifetime.

[Her expression thunderous, she swats the bird away.] Off with you.

[ooc; She still stands by it. :| You're missing out on a catch, City.]

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[asofwar]

It is hunting, not battle.

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[doeswhathewants]

Sif, was that a joke? Did you make a jest?

Mark this day world, on this day, Sif has conquered humor!

[asofwar]

I have made jests before.

[doeswhathewants]

It is true! The Mayans were right! The world is going to end!

[asofwar]

Yours, at least.

::SOB:: IF ONLY YOU KNEW, SIF

[doeswhathewants]

Never. Not when I have a Sif in my corner.

STOP DOING THIS TO ME

[asofwar]

Then continue to think my having the ability to joke is an omen.

[doeswhathewants]

Thank you, I shall.

But what will we hunt? These noisy birds?

[asofwar]

I have no bow for them.

[doeswhathewants]

We could steal borrow one? Or throw rocks. Or knives!

[asofwar]

And should we miss and those rocks or knives hit another target?

[doeswhathewants]

We plant the evidence on someone else and flee.

[asofwar]

Serrure.

[doeswhathewants]

Sif.

[asofwar]

[POINTED STARE.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Pointeder Stare]

[asofwar]

[Times infinity.]

[doeswhathewants]

Fiiiine.

[asofwar]

[Sif: 2148187291.]

Good, then.

[doeswhathewants]

So what shall we hunt?

[asofwar]

We will set off at dawn, tomorrow. Into the forest.

[doeswhathewants]

I shall agree to this.

[asofwar]

And we will see what we can find.

[doeswhathewants]

A bear. Or- oh! A dragon!

[asofwar]

Too soon for a dragon. A bear, to start. We could manage that. Or perhaps a smaller monster from the underbelly of the City.