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[asofwar]

[Because texting is for losers with time, that's why.] I take it there is a pattern to theses curses? I would have believed the City was trying to increase the number of animals in its preposterous cages, were they not the kind to disappear so soon after midnight.

Can someone offer some insight? [If there's anything else she wants to say, it gets interrupted by a raven perching itself on her shoulder. Its beak open, and out comes Sif's voice:]

My hunting skills could keep us fed for a lifetime.

[Her expression thunderous, she swats the bird away.] Off with you.

[ooc; She still stands by it. :| You're missing out on a catch, City.]

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[hulkbusted]

Huh.

Remind me to be careful when I talk to myself.

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[asofwar]

Shall I do so daily?

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[hulkbusted]

That was mostly rhetorical, but I do sometimes talk to myself.

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[asofwar]

I have heard you muttering when I passed by the lab, once or twice.

[horseish]

What things do you hunt?

[asofwar]

Wild animals.

[horseish]

Bears?

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[theassassin]

[Y SO ANGRY?

Oh. Well...

She doesn't get it, but she can appreciate the problem.]

Huh...that's interesting...

[ie: that raven, since generally, hooked beaked birds are the ones who usually 'talk'.

She's looking at the view with a slightly raised brow.]

The deities or whatever they are, like to keep us on our toes?

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[asofwar]

It is concerning. [Even goddesses have PMS?

OR, another option: she sounds angry when she's curious?] Yes, that I know. I meant, the pattern. Maybe some would have recognized it.

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[theassassin]

[It's okay Sif honey, Nat can kind of identify. She sounds basically pissed all the time.]

Banner mentioned something about it being on odd numbered days this month. I hadn't...paid that much attention.

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[doeswhathewants]

Sif! May I hunt with you? Something cool.

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[asofwar]

If you swear to be stealthy. [Lol who is she asking this.]

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[doeswhathewants]

I shall be stealthy if you promise to have a better plan than "On the count of three, try to kill it."

[valentineluke]

Just the City's sense of humor at work. I'm sure you've heard basis for it from wandering carolers and or over played over a sound system a number of times already.

[asofwar]

No, I have not - hence my asking.

[valentineluke]

Old, post-Christian holiday song about gifting.

[worldofourown]

Not a pattern so much as a re-enactment of a certain song.

[asofwar]

What song is that?

[worldofourown]

[ He sings it. ]

[ Yes, sings. With a perfectly straight face. ]

[ You're welcome. ]

[intheblanks]

Nothing wrong with a woman who's self-sufficient.

[asofwar]

I agree.

[intheblanks]

And I've heard worse pick-up lines.

[He has used worse pick-up lines.]

[fe_male]

That's actually one of the less offensive ones I've seen so far.

[asofwar]

I suppose the context itself was more offensive.

[fe_male]

Which would be?