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[gotashortfuse]

[Michael comes on smiling and laughing as he pulls his goggles up so he can see better. Putting them on the top of his head, he grins.]

Hey! There's some cool animals down in the Underground!

[He holds up a red cat that appears to be purring and the tips of its ears are on fire.]

This one is mine now. He just needs a badass name.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Xiuhcoatl. It also means fiery serpent, but One does think you can get past that.

[gotashortfuse]

Xiuhcoatl. Huh. I kinda like that.

[indecent_butterfly]

One thought you might.

You are quite certain it is a male, yes? [Just can't see you dealing with a mother and kittens one day.]

[gotashortfuse]

Yeah! It's a boy!

[He has no fucking clue.]

[indecent_butterfly]

[Yeah, ne's pretty sure of that. Good thing the name is unisex.]

One is certain he shall be the perfect companion for you then...as long as he does not burn down your living space.

[gotashortfuse]

He does what I want 'cause he likes me. He's way cooler than all you assholes.

[indecent_butterfly]

It is good you have a new friend. [Ne'll just have someone come and fireproof the house or something...] Everyone can use those now and then.

[gotashortfuse]

[HOLD IT.]

HEY WAIT!

Why do you care?

[indecent_butterfly]

One is being...friendly.

[Ne'd rather not pay to fix the destruction thank you very much.]

[gotashortfuse]

What's yer angle?

[indecent_butterfly]

Is it so impossible that One might be nice for the sake of doing so?

[gotashortfuse]

Nope.

[indecent_butterfly]

Then there is your reason.