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[gotashortfuse]

[Michael comes on smiling and laughing as he pulls his goggles up so he can see better. Putting them on the top of his head, he grins.]

Hey! There's some cool animals down in the Underground!

[He holds up a red cat that appears to be purring and the tips of its ears are on fire.]

This one is mine now. He just needs a badass name.

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[sympathyforme]

...

Look at that. Now you just gotta catch 'em all.

[Pop culture references that go over his brother's head for the win?]

[worldofourown]

Or you could call him Mika II?

[gotashortfuse]

...Catch all of what?

[gotashortfuse]

If you ever call me Mika then I'm ripping your head off.

[worldofourown]

[ tsun tsun tsun ]

What if I call the cat Mika?

[whitetwoguns]

What the hell is that?

[gotashortfuse]

No. It's a tiger but it's little now.

[gotashortfuse]

Some cat thing. It's cool though.

[worldofourown]

...You mean it's a cub.

[whitetwoguns]

[He doesn't like cats.]

Yeah. ...make sure it has all it's shots.

[And gets fixed so there aren't more cats.]

[gotashortfuse]

...No it's a cat thing.

[gotashortfuse]

The fuck it need shots for? It's a cat thing.

[worldofourown]

[ painfully patient, ]

Tigers are cat-things. Or at least they're feline.

So are their cubs.

[whitetwoguns]

Fleas. Worms. Disease. Normal shit.

[sympathyforme]

Pokémon.

It's a human thing.

[gotashortfuse]

It'll burn that shit.

[gotashortfuse]

But it looks like this then turns into a tiger thing.

[gotashortfuse]

Sounds dumb.

[worldofourown]

You're saying it shapeshifts?

[whitetwoguns]

I'm not a vet and I'm not gonna pretend I know shit about cats on fire but...if it's already on fire and it has those how are you supposed to burn em when it couldn't?

[sympathyforme]

M-hm.

Have fun training it.

[gotashortfuse]

Training it? But it does what I want already.

[gotashortfuse]

Yeah! Coolest thing!

[gotashortfuse]

...huh?

[sympathyforme]

Burn stuff?

Well. That works.