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[gotashortfuse]

[Michael comes on smiling and laughing as he pulls his goggles up so he can see better. Putting them on the top of his head, he grins.]

Hey! There's some cool animals down in the Underground!

[He holds up a red cat that appears to be purring and the tips of its ears are on fire.]

This one is mine now. He just needs a badass name.

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[gotashortfuse]

[Thinking about this.]

So he gets a nickname when he's little.

[worldofourown]

It'd certainly suit.

Just as long as his name's not Tiny when he's big. That's never funny. It's just annoying.

[gotashortfuse]

That's a stupid name.

[worldofourown]

Worst of all, it's not even true. And it just compounds your irritation when you have to clean up after them,

[ He's a staunch advocate of the Name/Nature thing, ok. ]

[gotashortfuse]

I don't have to clean up after him...

[worldofourown]

You will if you're going to keep him around. That's what owners do with pets.

[gotashortfuse]

He's a cat thing. He'll clean up himself.

[worldofourown]

[ It's a good thing it's not a normal cat, Mika. Otherwise you'd kill it. ]

[gotashortfuse]

[Shut up.]

What?

[worldofourown]

[ hnnnngh ]

Nothing at all.

Enjoy coming up with a name for it.

[gotashortfuse]

Xiuhcoatl.

[worldofourown]

Xih-coa-what?

[gotashortfuse]

Xiuhcoatl.

[worldofourown]

I heard.

...What does that mean?

[ -_-? ]

[gotashortfuse]

Fuck if I know.

[worldofourown]

[ :| ]

Well, we can't fault you for skewed priorities. [ Shaking it off with a smile, ] Enjoy playing with your new pet~

[gotashortfuse]

I will! He's the best!

[He has no idea what the gender is. He's assuming.]