charring: (adjusting the camera)
Charlene Roberta McGee ([personal profile] charring) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-12-15 06:31 pm

video: deity filter, oh god.

[Charlie doesn't even look bothered by what she's about to do, even if she is going against everything she believes in. However, she was doing this for someone she loves. So she regrets nothing.]

Hi. I'd like to discuss a trade, please.
laszlo_jamf: (Default)

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[personal profile] laszlo_jamf 2012-12-16 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hi. I guess you would.
laszlo_jamf: (JAMF--jive ass mother fucker)

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[personal profile] laszlo_jamf 2012-12-16 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't going to be one of those Gift of the Magi things, is it? I hate that story.

Yes, you can get the dragon--depending on what you offer.
laszlo_jamf: (Is unamused by your bullshit)

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[personal profile] laszlo_jamf 2012-12-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I know, wouldn't it? And yet, such things come to pass.

I like memories, provided they're of value. I don't need your memories of going to the grocery store last week, for instance, unless, for some reason, it was significant. Which, of course, it might be.

You take my meaning.

What do you offer?
laszlo_jamf: (Another failed experiment)

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[personal profile] laszlo_jamf 2012-12-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
And how long is "a while?"
laszlo_jamf: (Semi-supercilious)

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[personal profile] laszlo_jamf 2012-12-16 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Cool.

A month's possession by me (Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf) of aforementioned memories for the sake of aforementioned dragon to be returned to you...

Just in time for Christmas.

We can do this.

Come by the office to sign the paperwork. Given the current rate of trade, I think, perhaps, you could even leave with said dragon today. If you so choose.
laszlo_jamf: (I can do srs bzns)

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[personal profile] laszlo_jamf 2012-12-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're more than welcome.

[ooc: As established, the Deities will get her memories of this "foster" couple for a month, but she will get the wooden dragon. This trade can go through any time hereafter that you'd like. Have fun!]