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[ There is a quick shot of Dean and Castiel before they disappear out of view of the device. Castiel doesn't sound too enthusiastic, muttering about the collar being uncomfortable. There's some swearing from Dean, and then Castiel comes back into view, plopping down into the leather chair. He looks over at Dean nervously before looking back to the screen. Dean's laughter can easily be heard from the sidelines. ]

I, er, don't always dress up. But when I do, it's not in a trench coat.

[ A moment later, the chair turns to sand, dumping Castiel onto the ground, where he...well, he still looks pretty comfortable. The laughter off-screen grows louder. ]

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[You are treated to the view of a pile of angel collapsed in a fit of laughter. She'll be okay in a few minutes. Maybe... Castiel you have the best friends.]

What? [ Stop laughing! ] What, Dulcie?

[Oh god, what is air? She's hiccuping now.]

You're just - it's like the thing, with the guy! The 'stay thirsty' guy!

The what? Dean told me it would make an impression.

And a beautiful impression at that.

[ Oh, look at him preen. ]

Thank you. Everyone always complains about my coat, so.

Really? Why? I really like the coat.

It's apparently the symbol for pedophiles everywhere.

I must have missed that. I think of it more like silent film hero type.

Thank you, Dulcie. I think humans care too much about dress. [ Awkwardly: ] Though, I find I don't mind this too much.

I'm afraid I'm on the humans' side with the liking clothes. And you should! You look very dapper in it.

[ Griiiin-- waitaminute. ] Dapper is a good thing, right?

Dapper's very good. When a guy looks all done up and spiffy like he put some effort in, that's dapper.

[Can't talk. Dying from laughter. There might also be tears.]

[ Defeated. Such a defeated dude. ]

...I think I look acceptable.

You look stunning, man. I'm not laughing at your appearance at all. It was the commercial reference that's making me laugh.

Commercial reference?

At least you make a note to keep the human as an... eccentric accessory.

Are you jealous?

Will you give him to me, if I am? I'll take good care of him.

He isn't an accessory, Rosiel. Dean is my family.

If you'd like, I can treat him as I do my family?

[ Oh, that's a good laugh. ] I don't think he'd respond to that as well as you might hope for.

[Yeah Dean will just be over here laughing his ass off. Sorry about that.]

Why is everyone laughing at me?

[ SUSPICION. ]

What did you do?

[ He will now inspect himself... ]

Dude, you jsut fell on your ass. I didn't do anything.

You did. Someone said it's a commercial. Am I in a commercial, Dean? [ SO UNHAPPY. ]

Uh...you're an awesome commercial. [WHY SO SERIOUS CAS?]

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