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[intriplicate]

Please take note.

The geese you may see are here for you. The paperwork has gone through to assure that one (1) goose egg, gold, will be exchanged for one (1) good from your homeworld.

Any forgeries will be caught.

Kindly bring it to the kiosk in the square for your exchanges.

Thank you for your time and happy winter holiday of choice.


[ooc: Okay! For:

13; Six Geese a'Laying
Geese are flapping around the City and they are laying eggs made of gold. Yes even the boys. Snatch one of these gold eggs and bring it to the Deities who can trade the gold for a Christmas gift from home! But geese wrangler beware, these geese are really really really mean when you try and take their eggs. [Gift restrictions apply, we'll be more specific closer to the curse!]

The rules are: all trades must be of something mundane and relatively small (nothing magical, or anything that could change the entire City like a bomb or a spaceship!) that exists in the character's world - photos, furniture, sentimental objects, jewelry, small electronics like computers, things like that are all fair game! Pets are okay as long as the pets are not sentient characters in and of themselves (so no Lunas from Sailor Moon, for instance!). One goose egg per character. The deities will be wheeling and dealing in here!]

Comments

[worstretconever]

[OH HOW CONVENIENT. The Master turns up at the kiosk, looking a little rough around the edges, thanks to his battle with the goose, and sets the egg down.]

Hello! This is the right place for this, yes?

[intriplicate]

Yes.

[There is a stalk of paperwork. Do you like the mask? Like the mask.]

Citizen name, Master. Request?

audio:

[charring]

What if there's nothing from home that you want? What do we do with the egg?

audio:

[intriplicate]

Give it away. Sell it. Pawn it.

Placate a goose.

audio:

[rumblelina]

nothing nothing NOTHING!?

Tssssk!

[fiveagainstradley]

Can I give someone else the egg? Or ask for something from their home instead? I don't really want anything.

[intriplicate]

Citizens may exchange eggs with each other for favors or free without additional paperwork. One (1) egg is only valid for an item from the the bartering citizen's homeworld.

[rumblelina]

For someone else???

BORING DULL HUMDRUM.

[defies_reason]

Can we only request inanimate objects?

[intriplicate]

Pets under 150 pounds do not require paperwork.

action;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Welp. Here is Raikov, gently cupping something in his hand as he approaches the kiosk. He eyes the deity for a bit before presenting the golden egg]

I would like to trade this for... my sketchpads back home.

action;

[intriplicate]

[He is wearing his jackal mask and takes the egg, examines it]

Citizen Raikov. This is an acceptable egg.

I will give you two sketchpads.

[studmuffin]

[ He's kind of nervous around the deities. He's traded before, of course he has but that doesn't mean he can't be vaguely terrified. ]

I uh - want to trade this. [ Holding up the egg. ] For a picture. It's um. Me and my mom and dad on a trip to this space museum. I can do that right, for the egg?

[laszlo_jamf]

I should think so.

Space museum, you say? How droll.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[And here we have one pint-sized vigilante child. She's carrying an egg. When she gets to the front of the line, she strides over and sets it down and speaks to the deity.]

I have a motorcycle back home. I can trade this egg for that, right?

[Because how is she supposed to be a vigilante and keep up with Spider-man if she doesn't have her wheels.]

[laszlo_jamf]

Are you sure you're old enough for a license for that?

[spiderkid]

[ Miles brings his egg as Spider-Man, not wanting to be seen asking for his extra webbing incognito. ]

Hey, is this where we trade for stuff?

[laszlo_jamf]

Hey, it is.

[destinedtobeunpopular]

[ Well, this is rather nice and convenient. Are the deities getting into the Christmas spirit? Merlin's not going to pass up on this chance.

So, he's definitely showing up with an egg. ]

Hello?

[laszlo_jamf]

Hello.

[nosympathy]

[She's been warned off of dealing with these people, but what the hell...you can't check something out without risk. So, Xhex is there with egg in hand.]

One egg, one item correct? That include transportation?

[laszlo_jamf]

Yes, depending on the mode of transportation.

[deadmanbusiness]

[One goose abused necromancer here, with an egg.]

This is ridiculous, you know.

How specific do we have to be in regards to items from home?

[intriplicate]

As specific or as vague as you choose.

[tangledintower]

What if we don't know what we want to trade for, though? Can we hold onto the egg and wait a day or two to think of something?

[intriplicate]

No.