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[hexuality]

Well, look at that—four years to the day, City. And really, it's been such a pleasure. Do I get a prize? I reckon it's deserved.

On another note, Christmas shopping for you lot is bloody difficult. You'd think a girl would learn by now.


[ooc; forward-dated to this morning. happy four year polyversary to my favourite ginger witch, here!]

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[aperfectthird]

I don't need anything for Christmas.

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[hexuality]

Percy, work with me. I want to get you something better than a couple of pictures and an anonymous invitation to a party.

[How far they've come from last year.]

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[aperfectthird]

Off the top of my head, I frankly can't tell you. Let me think on it. You do the same.

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[hexuality]

Can promises count as gifts?

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[aperfectthird]

If it's one I can keep.

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[hexuality]

Then I'll make you a list of those. So you have options.

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[aperfectthird]

Should I do the same for you?

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[hexuality]

I never keep promises that go against my Gryffindor nature.

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[aperfectthird]

Which would be what sort of thing?

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[hexuality]

What, you can't suss it out?

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[aperfectthird]

I can make educated guesses but I'd like to know if there's any specifics.

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[hexuality]

Don't ask me to do what I did last time.

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[aperfectthird]

[this response comes some time later.]

You can't ask me to do things that run counter to my nature, either.

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[hexuality]

So asking you to not disapprove of anyone I date is out of the question, too?

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[aperfectthird]

If any of them were good enough for you, then I wouldn't.

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[hexuality]

You don't know if they're good enough unless you give them a chance.

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[aperfectthird]

I don't need to give them a chance to know they're not good enough. I just know.

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[hexuality]

What would make someone good enough?

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[aperfectthird]

I can't say for sure. I'd just know.

[which means that there is nothing anyone can ever do to be good enough for you, ginny weasley.]

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[hexuality]

Not an answer, Percy. I want you to give me a list of criteria so I can give them to a friend who's determined to find me a blind date and eventual boyfriend.

[Only joking a little.]

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[aperfectthird]

I'll get right on that.

[And he will, too.]

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[hexuality]

I'll hold you to it. That criteria's been a mystery to me for years.

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[aperfectthird]

[about ten minutes later:]

I've started. The first item is 'be utterly flawless and without any dishonorable intentions.' I think that's reasonable.

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[hexuality]

Wanting someone to be "utterly flawless" isn't reasonable.

And what if I'm the one with dishonourable intentions?

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[aperfectthird]

That sounds like an excellent reason to put wards around your room. You've hired those managers for Passione, haven't you?