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[orangetoughguy]

Giving everybody the same mug's creepy enough, but bees? Seriously?

Sorry about your face, dude.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

[Let's not split hairs, at least he's a hundred percent unaware of Gothtanna.]

What are you some kind of movie connoisseur?

[hexappeal]

[Yeah, what self-respecting nerd fantasizes about that?]

Just the kind you'd expect from a magic gal like me. That being said, you know that those aren't that great. You just thought you'd be charming and mention the specific trilogy with the lesbian vampire fan service.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not charming.

[Wait that came out wrong...] Hey I wasn't even in junior high when I saw it. That shit sticks with you.

[hexappeal]

I know.

[Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] Please, tell me more about your childhood fantasies.

[orangetoughguy]

I want to pilot a giant robot.

[hexappeal]

I said childhood.

[orangetoughguy]

Who says it's gotta be over when you're grown up?

[hexappeal]

Seems more likely they formed in adulthood, if I'm being honest with you...

[orangetoughguy]

Tobor the 8th Man.

[Actual robot, not meant to be piloted, but who needs specifics.]

[hexappeal]

That doesn't prove you didn't make this decision three weeks ago.

[orangetoughguy]

Do I sound like a guy who'd make that kind of decision only three weeks ago?

[hexappeal]

Yes.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey I still love all those cartoons I watched as a kid. And you know Tobor is Robot backwards.

[hexappeal]

I do, yes. But I suspect you already knew that I knew.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm just saying I decided I want to pilot a robot as a kid. As an grown up I decided I want to build Kaneda's bike.

[hexappeal]

I don't know what that is, but I assume it's nerdy enough that I should stop talking to you.

Street cred and all, you know.

[orangetoughguy]

It's japanimation.

Says the lady going on about Hammer films.

[hexappeal]

I didn't go on. You're the one that's all hurr hurr subtly drops unrated lesbian vampire film names on me. I'm sure you've been waiting for an excuse to talk about that for ages.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey when nobody else knows what the fuck you're talking about you take every opportunity you can get.

[Secret disappoint on the lack of an Akira connection.]

[hexappeal]

I don't understand your bike thing. Japanimation isn't something I'm familiar with.

[orangetoughguy]

[Oh no Zee no. A bunch of motorcycle bullshit goes here including how the wheels pulse green electricity and somehow it can still make turns despite being so long and it's coded to react to the driver and it's a brilliant cherry red. PS:]

It's Japanese animation, cartoons from Japan.

[hexappeal]

You're a pretty okay guy, but I think I might hang-up now.

[orangetoughguy]

Relax, you'll be cool enough to get it, one day.

[hexappeal]

Pass!