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[negativegate]

So everything turned back to the way it was. Better hope that stuff you ate wasn't actually turned back to something indigestable in your body today.

[Grumpy. She has a stomachache just from eating too much junk food yesterday.]

[ooc: Sorry, tags will be slow forever due to schoolwork!]

Comments

audio:

[charring]

Eugh. That's a thought.

audio:

[negativegate]

And I think I'd rather not know what people ate now.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Same. I think I'll just focus on the ginger ale and crackers I have now.

audio:

[negativegate]

Ugh--ginger what? How can you drink that stuff?

[She's been in the City long enough to know what soda is, but has always assumed "ginger ale" is, well...an ale.]

Re: audio:

[charring]

Ginger ale? It's a soda. It's good for upset stomachs.

audio:

[negativegate]

Sounds more like the complete opposite to me.

[mortemscintilla]

Did you get a tummy ache, Rita-chan?

[ Prince of Percipience. ]

[negativegate]

O-of course I didn't!

[Meet the Queen of Denial.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Accept his humble tribute, Your Majesty. ]

[ ...Or his derping... ]

I was just asking!

It's okay if you did, you know. A lot of people got a little greedy yesterday.

[negativegate]

[Denied! X(]

So you're saying that I'm that greedy, too?

[mortemscintilla]

[ orz 8( ]

N-No! That wasn't what I meant!

But not everyone has great self-control when cake is in play.

[negativegate]

[A...beautiful relationship... ._.]

I'll have you know that I have plenty of self-control!

I just--something I ate just isn't agreeing with me!

[mortemscintilla]

[ The stuff of love-lyrics. ]

Oh. I see.

Would you like some pepto?

[negativegate]

[Love classics, even!]

...Some what? What's that?

[mortemscintilla]

[ The Tsundere and the Doofus. ]

Pepto-bismol. They're tablets. For indigestion. [ helpfully adding ] I have chewy cherry-flavored ones if you want.

[negativegate]

[Yes perfect. Or should it be the Masked Doofus?!]

[A short pause...] ...Do they actually work?

[mortemscintilla]

[ The tale will be titled Of Masks & Manipulation. ]

They do for me. And let's face it. I eat a lot.

[ A lot. ]

[ A lot. ]

[negativegate]

[The title only Hei will know-!]

[And...he has a point. Even Rita can't argue that. Almost grudgingly-]

I-I'll drop by in a little while, okay?

[mortemscintilla]

[ And so it must always remain. ]

Sure thing. I'll keep it ready with some ginger ale.

[negativegate]

[forever the hidden title...!]

Ugh! Forget the ginger ale! I'm not trying that stuff.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Shrouded in ~~Eternal Mystery~~ ]

Why not? Allergies?

[negativegate]

[An unsolved mystery for the ages!!]

Because it sounds gross!

[sickbeat]

huh
did that happen to anyone yet

[negativegate]

What makes you think I know?

Try the hospital.

[sickbeat]

you brought it up dude

[negativegate]

That doesn't mean I'm actually keeping track of what people ate. That's a job for doctors or weirdos with too much time on their hands.

[sickbeat]

and no one came up being all like
hey i ate an entire stack of pins and needles
or
i ate some knives
???

[negativegate]

Who just tells people that?

[sickbeat]

come on its not even that bad

[negativegate]

I'll direct any complaints to you, then.