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[doeswhathewants]

[ Serrure just has a tight lipped smile about absolutely everything this past weekend ]

That was a particularly ah- interesting and vaguely awkward curse.

[Private to Bruce Banner]

Dr. Banner, you and the Hulk will make fine parents one day, but can we just not mention this previous weekend? Especially anything embarrassing or awkward?

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[doeswhathewants]

[ Gallic shrug. ]

Maybe next time?

[infernoandhearth]

I told you, it's much more likely to happen with a cat. I'll think about it. Animals seem to be overall alright, here, so it might be fine.

[doeswhathewants]

No pressure. [And this is him just so very amused at the thought of an attack cat named Captain Thunder.]

[infernoandhearth]

Yes, Luke, no pressure to sleep with a cat. You've no idea how often I heard that sort of thing, after Sleipnir. Not that I mind when it's you.

[doeswhathewants]

I'd not take advantage. We could always attempt to magically alter a cat.

Would that be cruel?

[infernoandhearth]

It might be. I don't know. I'm not usually much use in making anything outside of myself larger.

I think I might miss having kids, though, after the weekend last, and now you on this one. I'll see what comes of this one and decide from there.

[doeswhathewants]

I admit you are a rather excellent parent. Not terribly surprising, but you're a better role model than my past self.

[infernoandhearth]

It switches on and off, I find. It would be exhausting being a role model all the time, don't you think?

[doeswhathewants]

Or perhaps I have a skewed idea of what a role model ought to be.

[infernoandhearth]

I'm inclined to say that if you thought I made a good one, you've just the right idea.

[doeswhathewants]

Then I am inclined to agree. I do have good taste.

[infernoandhearth]

I think if I'd had long enough and any of that was real I'd have reunited that family. I intended to, I seem to remember. I like you all to much not to have wanted to try. Although, the plans are all a bit fuzzy now, which is all for the best, I expect.

[doeswhathewants]

I'm rather sure you would have. And perhaps kept me from a life of crime and ill repute.

[infernoandhearth]

I'd trust you'd be clever enough to at least be subtle about your life of crime.