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[doeswhathewants]

[ Serrure just has a tight lipped smile about absolutely everything this past weekend ]

That was a particularly ah- interesting and vaguely awkward curse.

[Private to Bruce Banner]

Dr. Banner, you and the Hulk will make fine parents one day, but can we just not mention this previous weekend? Especially anything embarrassing or awkward?

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Private

[hulkbusted]

This weekend did not happen.

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[So guess whose vision returned on day two of the curse? This girl. But she's not smirking because of that. She's smirking because she's home and has toys to play with.]

How in need of a distraction are you, Serrure?

[infernoandhearth]

Really? [Luke looks very pleased with himself.] I rather enjoyed it, myself.

Private

[doeswhathewants]

For the sake of all our minds and reality itself, thank you.

[doeswhathewants]

Well, the parts with you are fondly thought of.

Are you actually pregnant?

video:

[doeswhathewants]

Not at all, really.

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Damn. I wanted to show you what I traded for.

[friggmagnet]

That was pretty freaky, yeah.

Private

[hulkbusted]

Don't mention it.

[No. Really. Don't mention it.]

[infernoandhearth]

And Bruce was a better dad than your own, so that was alright.

I'm still not sure.

Private

[doeswhathewants]

[ This is him. Not mentioning it. ]

[doeswhathewants]

Luke. [ nopenopenope ]

Then I shall still hope it is a cat. For all our sakes.

[doeswhathewants]

Very. On all counts. [ Eyeballing you. ]

[infernoandhearth]

Well. [He's very insistent upon this.] He was.

I'm really not sure of the cat, especially not with a mortal.

[friggmagnet]

[what]

Are things usually that mental?

[doeswhathewants]

[ Gallic shrug. ]

Maybe next time?

[infernoandhearth]

I told you, it's much more likely to happen with a cat. I'll think about it. Animals seem to be overall alright, here, so it might be fine.

[doeswhathewants]

No pressure. [And this is him just so very amused at the thought of an attack cat named Captain Thunder.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Odin.]

Sometimes. Sometimes worse.

So. Ought I keep calling you Axl?

[infernoandhearth]

Yes, Luke, no pressure to sleep with a cat. You've no idea how often I heard that sort of thing, after Sleipnir. Not that I mind when it's you.

[doeswhathewants]

I'd not take advantage. We could always attempt to magically alter a cat.

Would that be cruel?

[friggmagnet]

Um, yeah. Everyone else does.

[infernoandhearth]

It might be. I don't know. I'm not usually much use in making anything outside of myself larger.

I think I might miss having kids, though, after the weekend last, and now you on this one. I'll see what comes of this one and decide from there.

[doeswhathewants]

I admit you are a rather excellent parent. Not terribly surprising, but you're a better role model than my past self.

[doeswhathewants]

All right then.

This has been a rather in depth curse. But mostly a pleasant one, I think. At least for me.