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[verylast]

-- Of course it's in there, you're clearly not looking hard enough.

[ There's a rustle, and then another voice muttering something that really doesn't bear repeating, thank you very much, Master, before the Doctor's voice filters in again. ]

Oh fine, here let me look, I know my way around better than you do and -.

Why did the door just close? [ A longer pause. ] And why won't it open?

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[worstretconever]

Don't be stupid, you probably just need to jiggle the knob a bit.

[verylast]

[ Huff. ]

I have, but by all means, have a go if you want to.

[worstretconever]

[The Master nudges him out of the way with his shoulder and jiggles the doorknob a bit.

Nothing.]

Where's your blasted screwdriver?

[verylast]

[ But it doesn't do wood. ]

Here.

[ Jacket pocket, here you go. ]

[worstretconever]

[Well, that's why he's sonicing the metal bits of the door, gosh. And then banging it against the door a couple times when that doesn't work.]

Brilliant.

[verylast]

Perhaps it's a curse.

[ Trying not to elbow the Master as he searches for his device. Oh ... it's on. ] Blimey.

[worstretconever]

Why are all of my curses your fault?

[verylast]

That's not true.

[ Yes, yes it is. ] The circus wasn't my fault at least.

[worstretconever]

Technically it wasn't, but it still counts.

[Don't question the Master's logic.]

[verylast]

[ Pouty facing. ]

I'm not the one in charge around here, in case you've failed to notice. The deities know what they're doing.

[worstretconever]

You're the one who turned me into a rabbit.

[verylast]

That was an accident.

Besides you were fluffy and adorable, why is that a bad thing?

[worstretconever]

Do you think I want to be fluffy and adorable?

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

[ A do-over of the week isn't possible, so he's going to be sarcastic and unhelpful to his fellow citizens. ]

This a private moment? Almost afraid to ask.

[ Video ]

[verylast]

No no. Of course it's not. We're just looking for something.

[ A squinty half smile at Clint. ] How are you, Mr. Barton?

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

In a closest? [ The smirk implies so much more than it should.

He shrugs. ] Been better. I could ask you the same.

[ Video ]

[verylast]

Amelia's back.

[ And the Master is here. And despite everything, he's almost enjoying himself. ]

You should visit, she'd love to see you properly.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

Yeah.

[ He want into her at the weekend, but their visitors prevented a proper reunion. ]

Think I'll do that. It's good to have her back.

[ Video ]

[verylast]

She's back at the apartment.

As is the TARDIS, so if you need me out of the way I can go in there. [ Not that he's implying anything because he never thinks about sex, ever. ]

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

[ That puts a smile on his face. ]

Got nothing against you, Eleven. There's always a beer for you if you want it. [ He's trying so hard to hold back his excitement over the possibility of seeing the TARDIS. ]

[ Video ]

[verylast]

[ O.o Eleven? ]

Well, I'm not really a big drinker. I quite like tea. You could have the beer and I could have Earl Grey.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

[ All he gets as an explanation is a smirk. ]

An Earl Grey man. Could be worse. Beer, tea, bring it all.

[ Video ]

[verylast]

A tea-beer party? [ He sounds amused. ]

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

Think more social gathering and it's less strange. You're a good friend too Amy, should get to know you better, right?

[ Video ]

[verylast]

That sounds reasonable. And definitely pleasant.