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[saidrepent]

[Hello, City. Raymond is once again addressing the network, although he's got the camera on this time — and, as can probably be expected by the curse of the day, he's only half-dressed. He's leaned back in a chair, only wearing a pair of pants that look (somehow) tighter than his usual dress, and the lack of shirt gives a nice view not only of his toned abdomen (and the matching bullet scars in both of his shoulders) but also the glowing green body clock on his left arm. He also looks thoroughly pleased with himself.]

Turns out this is a pretty good way of beating the whole sand in your clothes problem...though I wonder if it'd work even better with even less than this.

[He leans forward a bit, towards the camera, spreading his legs in the same motion and thereby leaving little to the imagination.]

What do you think?

Comments

[mintjulep]

How's the shoulder?

[ Just. Ignoring the rest of that. ]

[saidrepent]

Just fine. [He leans back again, legs still spread and a lazy smirk on his face. Too bad for you, Bones.] Is that all you've got to say?

[mintjulep]

Tight pants can help reduce sperm count, you know.

[saidrepent]

I'm not looking to reproduce anytime soon, but it's comforting to know you're concerned with the state of things down there.

[mintjulep]

I'm a doctor. I point out health hazards.

[saidrepent]

You can just say you were checking me out, you know. I won't be offended. [If anything, he looks like he'd be pleased to hear it.]

[thewildone]

I bet it would.

[saidrepent]

Yeah? [There's a slight grin at that.] So do I.

[thewildone]

Clothes are more trouble than they're worth a lot of the time.

[saidrepent]

Agreed.

Funny how it took me until just recently to realize that.

[thewildone]

Hey, what's that thing on your arm?

[intheblanks]

I think you might want to consider whether getting grit in uncomfortable places is the reason we came up with clothes in the first place.

[Not that he's overdressed himself, today. He just doesn't think sandy balls sound that hot.]

[saidrepent]

Oh, I know. But the lack of clothes does make it more convenient to deal with.

Besides, what's the point of having all this if you don't show it off?

[intheblanks]

What's the point of showing it off if you don't need reassurance?

Altruism?

[saidrepent]

Sure, if you want to put it like that. There's no sense keeping it all to myself.

[boutant]

Are those new pants?

[saidrepent]

Well, it's about time somebody noticed.

[boutant]

I like them. I think not wearing them would definitely help, though; I mean, I'm wearing a dress [ a short one ] and I've definitely noticed a change.

[saidrepent]

That's what I thought. [And now that he's had the opportunity to check her out—] It really suits you, you know.

[boutant]

The dress? Thank you. [ Here, she'll even twirl for you. Short red dress, black fishnets, makeup, hair... ]

[duplicities]

I think you'e been shot more than once.

[saidrepent]

[Shrug.] It happens. In my line of work, anyway.

[duplicities]

Which is?

[saidrepent]

Timekeeping. [Of course.] It'd be more obvious with the coat, but I think I'm going to leave it off for now.

[duplicities]

Should that mean something to me/