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And this is totally the place where claws came out from the ground and tried to drag me to my death. [ Stiles is in full on tour guide mode because Scott showed up at his window yesterday and they are the bromantic romeo and romeo. It's sweet, totally. ]

And down here is where the Circus started stealing people.

( ooc: So throw anyone at him. No Stiles-twins pls unless they are super au, but canon mates, come here, come to Stiles. Scott (wolfteen) may be making a spamming appearance too because that's how they roll, yo. )

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[wolfteen]

[ Oh hey check it out it's someone Scott doesn't have any issues with, imagine that. ]

Hey, man. I thought you were here, I caught your scent round Stiles' place. You good?

[accidentalfugitive]

Scott! [Isaac's beaming, it's been weird not having Scott around as a kind of moral compass]

Yeah the place Stiles was staying smelled seriously funky, so we made him move in with us. I'm all right thanks, managed to avoid the most recent trouble.

[wolfteen]

[ Scott grins back at him. ]

Was that the, uh, claws in the ground, the evil circus, or maybe the getting turned into a dog thing? If it was you that bellyrubbed Stiles, I don't want to know.

[accidentalfugitive]

The evil circus, I wasn't here for the god thing. The claws were weird though.

[He's probably finding this part funnier than Scott] Nah, my money's on Derek.

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[wolfteen]

[ Gazes at for a moment. Then he'll just be privating this. Isaac will be straight with him. ]

Dude. Is something up with them?

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[accidentalfugitive]

[The question has Isaac pulling about four different faces at once. Probably because the whole topic feels like a strange combination of the joy of being able to tease a sibling about a crush and thinking about your parents getting it on].

I'm not really sure, I mean I'd put money on something but I've got no clue what. Stiles has way too many opinions on Derek's ass though, he keeps telling people loudly when he gets cursed.

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[wolfteen]

[ What. ]

What?!

I don't...even know what to say to that. But Derek keeps freaking out at me for like, not looking out for Stiles enough. That's coming from the guy who regularly threatens to kill him. I feel like I stepped into the Twilight Zone.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Try not to think about it too hard, it helps. Didn't you think him worrying about Stiles that much was kind of a hint?

[Le shrug] It might just be that Stiles' hair's too short to pull.

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[wolfteen]

No? Because neither of them are in sixth grade, wow.

Are you saying they're like...[ This face Isaac. ]...a couple?

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[accidentalfugitive]

Oh, no way Dude, that would involve like, admitting to feelings and shit. This is Derek we're talking about.

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[wolfteen]

[ Point. ]

Oh yeah, I guess there's that.

What's going on then, like...Derek's into him?

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[accidentalfugitive]

Well, Derek's kind of confusing but I'm pretty sure. But don't tell him I said that... Or Stiles, just pretend I didn't tell you. I like having all my limbs.

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[wolfteen]

Pretend you didn't tell me Derek's crushing on my best friend? Oh, sure, that'll be totally easy.

[ Beat. But Isaac, you live with them too. ]

That must be all kinds of awkward for you.

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[accidentalfugitive]

It's not like it's going to come up in conversation, neither of them are really looking to talk about it.

You have no idea. Especially with Stiles so freaking oblivious... Although oblivious is definitely better than you know, not oblivious.

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[wolfteen]

[ Isaac, he is so sorry for all the awkward questions.

Except please answer them because this is totally weird. ]

So you think, like. If Stiles wasn't oblivious, he might be into it?

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[accidentalfugitive]

I don't know Scott. [Yes, he is whining a little, he feels it's justified]

I think so? Just get him drunk and ask him. [And stop asking Isaac! Poor kid, you're going to scar him]

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[wolfteen]

[ Nope, no dice. You started this, Isaac! ]

I'm not having that conversation by myself. You're helping.

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[accidentalfugitive]

[But but but noooooo]

Why not? I have to live with them, I don't want to know!

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[wolfteen]

[ Folding his arms. ]

If they have sex, you'll smell it.

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[accidentalfugitive]

[Seriously, why are you doing this to him Scott? He thought you were his friend!]

Oh God! No! Why are you saying that?

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[wolfteen]

[ Dude, he's trying to warn you! ]

It's totally true! I'm just saying, you're gonna know, man.

I can't believe Stiles never even mentioned this.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Ignorance is bliss! Stop talking about it!

I'm pretty sure he's still pretty heavily in denial. It'd take alcohol or a curse for him to admit it.

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[wolfteen]

Or maybe he's already being cursed, and that's why you think he's into a guy he usually can't stand.

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[accidentalfugitive]

The curses only last 24 hours usually. And I don't think he's annoyed the deities that much.