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[Peter strolls across the screen.]

Jesus Christ, Howl, what'd you do the place?

[He picks up one of Uhura's bras and holds it up to his chest.]

Did you piss Sophie off? [peering closer] No, don't think they're big enough.

[Uhura walks in and stops.]

Excuse me? Who are you?

[Peter leers and the feed cuts off]


[About twenty minutes later, the feed clicks back on. Peter is outside the basement door. He looks a little worse for the wear.]

That bitch is crazy.



[ooc: Peter's around for 4th wall! Let me know which of them you want to respond in your comment.]

Comments

[minigolfandsushi]

So what, you looked around for the woman with the biggest stick up her ass?


Dunno. Do I get my room back if I stay?

[conesoldstober]

I would imagine that you'd have to work that out between the two of you.

[Howl sidles a little closer, inspecting a spot on his sleeve until... BAM. Congrats, you were just socked across the face by a skinny Welshman. Not overly impressive, but hopefully it gave its intended message.]

That's for buggering off, pillock!

[minigolfandsushi]

[Impressive enough.]

OW! Jesus Christ! If you're gonna be like that, I'm gonna leave again.

[conesoldstober]

You probably are anyway, people don't tend to last over this weekend.

[OW why did no one warn him punching people actually hurts? He shakes out his hand, grimacing.]