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[universaltranslator]

[video / action]

[Peter strolls across the screen.]

Jesus Christ, Howl, what'd you do the place?

[He picks up one of Uhura's bras and holds it up to his chest.]

Did you piss Sophie off? [peering closer] No, don't think they're big enough.

[Uhura walks in and stops.]

Excuse me? Who are you?

[Peter leers and the feed cuts off]


[About twenty minutes later, the feed clicks back on. Peter is outside the basement door. He looks a little worse for the wear.]

That bitch is crazy.



[ooc: Peter's around for 4th wall! Let me know which of them you want to respond in your comment.]

Comments

peter. clearly. at first.

[charring]

Peter Vincent. You've been missed.

\o/

[minigolfandsushi]

Charlie McGee. Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes. You seriously still trapped here?

[charring]

Trapped and loving it, actually. How are you?

[minigolfandsushi]

Bruised. That woman is good with her hands, I'll give her that.

[charring]

Shoulda been more careful with her stuff.

[mrsnose]

Peter! [:D!] Be nice to miss Uhura and apologise for whatever you did.

[minigolfandsushi]

Me? Apologize? She's the one who punched me in the face!

[Uhura shouts from the other side of the door]

YOU WERE WEARING MY UNDERWEAR!

[He waves his hand dismissively]

Whatever.

[mrsnose]

I'd say it's justified, then. Do it.

[minigolfandsushi]

Did you miss the fact that she punched me in the face?

[mrsnose]

See, I'm not very inclined to feel compassionate to someone who went through a lady's drawers and made a comment about my anatomy.

[audio, because somehow this was totally broadcasted... somehow...]

[countrydoctor]

Excuse me, Miss, but did you say Uhura?

[audio] mccoooooooooooooooooooooy

[mrsnose]

Yes, I did?

[audio] 'sup

[countrydoctor]

Lieutenant Uhura's a good friend of mine.

[And, because it's not mannerly to interrogate strangers without an introduction...]

I'm Leonard McCoy. Sorry for nosing in like that.

[audio] :D

[mrsnose]

Oh, I see - well, hello. I'm Sophie. Miss Uhura is living with us, currently.

[video] because she's confused

[universaltranslator]

Dr. McCoy?

[You don't sound like her McCoy.]

[conesoldstober]

It's your own fault for buggering off.

[GUESS WHO MISSED YOU.]

[minigolfandsushi]

It wasn't my choice! Why'd you have to give my room to a psycho?

[conesoldstober]

[Arms still crossed at you, Vincent.]

We needed someone to pay rent.

[minigolfandsushi]

Why? I never did.

[conesoldstober]

Hence why we were even more behind on the money.

Based on the traffic today I'm supposing you're only here for the weekend?

action;

[candothat]

Mr. Vincent! [He's pleased, really! And amused. Mostly pleased.] I see the lieutenant chose not to kill you.

[Said loudly enough for Uhura to hear.]

action; 1/2 (second being Peter)

[universaltranslator]

[shouted through the doorway]

I don't want to go to jail for this man's filth!

Re: action;

[minigolfandsushi]

Checkers!

[Have a big hug and a kiss on the lips/cheek assuming you don't dodge it in time. He's from post-movie and in a fabulously good mood]

You know that crazy wench?

action;

[candothat]

[Chekov, not expecting an attack, doesn't miss out on a kiss on the lips. From Peter. He flails and yelps in surprise.]

Peter! Are you you very drunk? [And could you give a guy warning before doing stuff like that?] And that is my superior officer and the most talented linguist in my universe, so if you would please try to respect her...

action;

[universaltranslator]

[Uhura throws open the door]

Chekov, are you okay?

[She will kick Peter's ass again, if necessary.]