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the almighty johnsons - axl johnson

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Um, there's like, heaps more people here today. Is this like a weekends thing? Does this place have tourists?

[Filtered to Mike and Zeb]

Zeb and I reckon we should start looking for flat, eh. You're in, right?

[ooc: OPEN TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. Other gods are particularly welcome. He will be out apartment hunting if you'd like to bump into him.]

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Hello you Johnson. It seems you're in the walls like rats.

[Hi Colin fuck you.]

Colin.

[You rule me do you, you oversized wanker?]

Axl.

[You know he does.]

What are you doing here?

How could I stay away when I had the opportunity to watch the almighty Odin at work?

Don't let me stay you from your godly duties, Lord.

Yeah, sure.

You'll probably be gone by tomorrow anyway.

Back to my mansion, my women, and all my money while you rot here.

Let me tell you a secret, Lord.

Away from you, which is looking like a pretty good deal right now.

What?

I hope you stay and die here. You should consider suicide in fact. It would be a public service.

Oh, fuck off, Colin. We both know if you topped yourself the world would barely notice. You don't exactly have anyone who gives a fuck about you anymore.

I give enough of a fuck about myself to balance it all out. What you need to consider is how many people you will kill when you off it without finding your Frigg.

Do the rest of your family a favor and kick it here. We won't mind.

You know there was a place when we could have been friends, Colin. But you're too hung up on your sick revenge fantasies to see that history doesn't have to repeat itself.

But I'm started to understand why you're so keen on making sure I don't fulfill my destiny. Because once I do find The Frigg, and believe me, I will find her, and I become Odin, I'd be getting worried about how that's going to turn out for you.

You laughed in my face and don't tell me you didn't mean to. Of course you didn't mean to - you are too thick to mean to do anything. You are one oversized picture book, wide open for everyone to read. When you laughed at me, you meant it, and don't think I'll forget that.

You don't deserve to be Odin. You aren't fit to rule.

Oh, but let me guess. Someone like you is.

I already was ruling without you. Look at my life. Look at yours.

Ruling on your own, in a big empty house. Yeah, sounds brilliant.

I had a family, but oh yes, your charming mother took care of that.

Pity about that forest fire. Mother Nature can be so cruel.

No, Colin. You took care of that. You drove your daughter away well before any of us showed up. You only cared about her when it suited you.

She was a goddess boy. Goddesses are good for only one thing and I can't be doing that with my own daughter. I took care of her, did right by her, and your family tossed her away like rubbish.

I remember every slight. Every single one.

Of course you do. You can't run your own little imaginary revenge war against all the other gods unless you're keeping track.

Not all of them, only the ones who offend me, but we can let bygones be bygones. It's all water under the bridge, my Lord.

Which by this point is everyone, isn't it?

Sure. Whatever you say, Colin.

Just remember who saved the god of the hunt from an ironic end, hm?

Yes. And I'm glad you did.

I'm not the one who wants you dead, Colin.

Your brother will listen to you.

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friggmagnet - 2012-11-04 22:06 (UTC) - Expand

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