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[orangetoughguy]

So these two guys are walking home from a party on Halloween night, just for laughs they decide to take a shortcut through a cemetery. About midway through they hear a tap-tap-tap coming from the fucking dark. Tap-tap-tap chink. Tap-tap-tap. They're tough guys, they wave it off, but you know they think they gotta walk a little faster. Well they walk faster but the tapping gets louder. Now these guys are ready to piss their pants, they're holding on to each other for fucking life. Finally they come across an old groundskeeper with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy shit, man," one of them says after catching his breath, "you scared us half to death." The other one says, "we thought you were a ghost! What the fuck are you doing working so goddamn late?"

The groundskeeper growls, "those sons of bitches spelled my name wrong!"

Comments

[saidrepent]

I've been back for a few days now. [And White noticed before Freddy here. His feelings, they are crushed.]

[hexappeal]

Because sometimes I hang out with a guy who is a ghost.

[orangetoughguy]

I know that.

[His husband told him!!]

[orangetoughguy]

Just one guy?

[ruthless_hunter]

Most of his metal and paint was burned off and he needed some new optics. Least, that's what he was like when I fished 'em out.

[orangetoughguy]

You got allergies or something?

[hexappeal]

He's the only one I like.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, I'm allergic to fresh air and sunshine.

[saidrepent]

[Well it didn't sound like it!!!]

Didn't feel like saying hi?

[orangetoughguy]

Come on you know I'm not gonna tell anybody who doesn't need to know.

[orangetoughguy]

Wow. You pulled him out. Why?

[orangetoughguy]

That explains the pasty look.

[hexappeal]

Boston wouldn't appreciate me acting like a fink.

[orangetoughguy]

[Told him two days too late maybe 8(]

Do you feel like saying hi?

[dissolves]

Do I need one to think that was terrible?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Ha fuckin' ha.

You seem like the type who went every weekend.

[saidrepent]

[He shrugs a little.] Well, here I am.

[ruthless_hunter]

'Cause the client wanted him alive. Also, killing him would've robbed me of the chance to rub it in his face.

[orangetoughguy]

Can't say you're happy to be back?

[orangetoughguy]

Only a guy good at telling jokes can tell a good joke from a bad joke.

[orangetoughguy]

I come from a blue collar clan, camping on the lawn's just as good.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm guessing that saved you from sitting on poison ivy.

[orangetoughguy]

Shit at least it was business.

[orangetoughguy]

What does he keep to himself a lot? Not a celebrity like you?

[orangetoughguy]

How'd you get out camping anyway. Aren't you a city boy.