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[deadmanbusiness]

[Apparently trying to rescue people is a bad idea. It just gets people to notice you. The wrong sorts of people.

Theo is scrunched up in the middle of a cage that's got crosses pasted to the bars. To not help matters they've taken away his sunglasses so he's nearly blind. It shows off his silver eyes however. He also looks like half mummied corpse, his pale skin even paler and his fingers practically bone.

There's a voice calling out to people to get their own unique souvenirs from the necrotic master. These are the corpses of rats. They're tossed into the cage with strings attached and when they get near Theo they start to wiggle and squirm. The corpses have gone from dead to undead zombie rats. What better pet could you want?

Whenever people get too close he tries slam a foot at them before jerking back with a cry of pain from the crosses.]

Let me out you maggot ridden slime rots!

[Which is when he barely avoids getting hit by holy water.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

That's the Greeks again.

My family has always taken care of their kids.

[Usually he goes for showing up in the room naked. Surprisingly it works sometimes. Old memories and old lives are hard to erase.]

[worldofourown]

Functional human-deity units? [ A rueful shake of the head. ]

Now I really have heard everything.

[ Ah, The Naked Man. Guaranteed 50% effectiveness. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

Hurrah? [He's not sure why this is so surprising.]

[Well, things tend to be up with the naked god gambit.]

[worldofourown]

[ Karl's own family is as messed up as they come. ]

Chant 'Hurrah' when you're not a circus attraction.

Otherwise they'll think you like it here.

[ Especially if the god sparkles~ ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Alas, Theo doesn't know that.]

Hah. Point.

[His uncle is a moon god...?]

[worldofourown]

[ He'll figure it out soon enough. Their antics are ...attention-grabbing. ]

Good luck fighting off the gaggle of spectators.

[ Insert mooning joke here? O: ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Yay family politics!]

Thanks. I think I'm going to do something really spectacular with my little rat minions.

[Sure! :D]

[worldofourown]

[ The best politics! Kinda. Sorta. ]

Something of Pied Piper proportions?

[ ~~Moonmoonymoon~~ ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Kinda sorta]

Something like that, yeah.

[He's over the moon for the moon who he moons over?]