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[So, did anyone else think the City was lacking in Kiwis? Well, it certainly isn't an issue now. Here is yet another worried sounding New Zealander attempting to leave voice mail. Unfortunately for him, instead of finding its intended recipient it's broadcasting to the entire city.]

Axl. Hi. It's me. Zeb. Still waiting for that text. You know the one you promised me before letting those other gods kick me out because I was too mortal for you? Still not happy about that by the way, bro. I deserve some proper, real invites to your next god party. And no taking them back this time.

By the way, there's some seriously weird shit going on here. Even by your standards. So, just wondering... have you seen Auckland anywhere? Because I sort of don't think I'm in it anymore.

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Axl's a do what now?

[Because she's met the man quite recently and actually had no clue.]

[Woah. Wrong number, apparently. Why doesn't he remember this girl who apparently knows Axl?]

Axl's a do what-- what? Who is this? I didn't say Axl was anything.

[Charlie's having a hard time not going "Don't bullshit a bullshitter", here.]

My name is Charlie. I own a tea shop Axl stopped into a few days ago.

You said 'other gods' and then you mentioned Axl. Axl's a what?

A member of a formerly secret family club before Zeb here started shooting his mouth off everywhere.

Zeb's not a member.

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Right. What Mike said.

[And Mike is going to kill him now. THANKS, CHARLIE. YOU JUST HAD TO ASK.]

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Zeb! You're here!

[And then he actually realises what he said in the message aaaaand-]

Fuck! Zeb! People are listening to this!

How are they listening? I called you.

Yeah. This place has a way of messing with that shit.

Well, how was I supposed to know that? Where is this place, anyway?

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Christ, Zeb, you just posted that publicly on the internet.

Well, how was I supposed to know? I was calling Axl.

I know, just-- Don't tell the truth. It's what we call members of the club we're in, alright?

I wasn't going to. When have I ever given away anything?

Apart from just now. But let's be honest here. That could have happened to anyone.

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[Axl, Auckland, gods. These seems to be in fashion this week.]

I am sure the parties are restricted for a reason.

If there were a reason you'd think I'd know about it by now.

[He's just going to ignore the fact he's repeatedly been told it's because he's mortal.]

Some mortals do not handle their drinks well.

They're mortal, too!

[Mike is so going to kill him. He hopes he's not still stalking this.]

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God party sounds a bit fun.

More fun than the Goddess ceremony, Axl of the tight pants mentioned upon his own arrival here. I think it had to do with women's blood.

[Ew, what. For once doesn't really want to know what Axl was on about.]

...I think it was just a birthday thing. No women's blood from anywhere.

Are you absolutely sure?

[Lokis gonna Loke.]

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Perhaps he's gone to the circus.

No way. I know he's weird, but he's not that weird.

Let him disappear, and come see the traveling show!

Is that supposed to be some sort of trick to lure me into being kidnapped again?

It's rude to kidnap a guest.

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