[Another Johnson Accidental Audio Post]

[justwonthegame]

[Someone is muttering into their device intermittently in a New Zealand accent.]

Come on…..answer your bloody phone, Axl. … Pick up… Ugh, come on! As if this day couldn't get more shit.

[A pause. Mike is holding his phone away from his face and looking at it, and the reason you can tell, is he’s pressed a button and switched the video on. He frowns at the screen, and ends up talking quietly to his phone.]

What the hell are you doing?

[He turns the phone off. A few minutes later, a text message goes up on the Network.]

Axl if this is your phone I’m reaching I’ve got no idea where the hell I am. Call me back and pass the phone to Olaf.

Don’t tell him to text me back.

Don’t tell him to read this.

Shit. And tell him it's already on.

Are you all ok?

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[justwonthegame]

[Mike takes a deep, laboured breath in, and out through his nose, his fists clenched.

And then he sits down again.]

Alright. We'll wait.

The sword's in another universe, isn't it.

[friggmagnet]

Just... a bit?

[justwonthegame]

[Mike sighs and picks up another biscuit.] It's not as if you could have known we'd be abducted.

[friggmagnet]

I hope no one finds it.

[justwonthegame]

[Mike looks around to see if anyone is about to walk in, and then leans in, talking quietly.]

Where are you keeping it?

[friggmagnet]

Under my bed?

[justwonthegame]

Right, Ty should--

[Shit. Shit. He keeps FORGETTING.]

Oh... Well. I'm sure someone will help Anders find it.

[Totally not specifying. Maybe he means Zeb.]

[friggmagnet]

I think Anders might be a bit busy.

[justwonthegame]

Anders fucking won't be, if he knows what's good for him. [Brothers be damned, he will punch him into the ground.]

[friggmagnet]

There's not much we can do while he's there and we're here.