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[punchedhitler]

[The video start with the door to the apartment opening, and then the camera comes into focus on a one Steve Rogers, looking very calm and collected and incredibly naked.]

There it is.

[He reaches down for his network device, dropped on his morning jog.]

Hi, City, how's it going?

[He seems pretty pleased.]



[ooc: sob imagine that pic with the blonde Cap' haircut and clean-shaven...everywhere, please and thank you.]

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[punchedhitler]

[With the mood Steve is in he'd offer to join him]

All right.

look, I couldn't help myself.

[yourbestguysgun]

I uh - need to take a shower. Y'gonna be okay?

have I ever told you you're my heeeeroooooo

[punchedhitler]

[Steve gets up from the couch]

Yeah? I'll go with.

Bucky's going to be dead by the end of the day.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Holy mother of God. ]

You're killin' me here, do you know that?

[punchedhitler]

[Steve looks vaguely confused]

Is that a no?

[yourbestguysgun]

[ He's sorry, he was staring at your crotch. Slightly guilty sounding. ] You can't join me.

[punchedhitler]

[Pause.]

Well, if you say so.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Huff. If he touches that makes him a very bad person. Okay. Clapping him on the shoulder is allowed. ]

Believe me, tomorrow I will be the best person, you will be thanking me.

[punchedhitler]

I think you're the best person already, Bucky.

[yourbestguysgun]

Uh huh, and if I were an awful person today would end so much better.

[ Huffing. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT, GODS! ]

[punchedhitler]

I don't know what you mean. Today's great. If you took off your shirt it would be even better.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Don't mind him, he's just going to bang his head off the wall behind him. ]

My shirt ain't what m'worried about.

[punchedhitler]

[Bucky, your life is so hard]

Pants?

[yourbestguysgun]

[ He is going to sit on you tomorrow, Steve. JUST YOU WAIT. ]

Give me strength.

[punchedhitler]

This curse must be bad if you have to pray.

[yourbestguysgun]

You are half naked and pretty pliant, Rogers. This curse is awful.

[punchedhitler]

Well I would be all naked if you let me!

[yourbestguysgun]

The real you wouldn't wanna be all naked, you'd want to be all clothed. I know, because you're always wearing clothes.

[punchedhitler]

I have a great body, okay? I should show it off.

[yourbestguysgun]

Yeah, I know. I can see that. [ And with that whole sweeping down Steve's body gaze thing. ]

[punchedhitler]

[Oh, hay, someone looking. Pants off.]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Nononononono. ] Oh god.

[punchedhitler]

See? So much better.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Covering his face with his hands. ] Shit.

[punchedhitler]

[And now Steve goes to sit on the couch]

Still gonna take your shower?