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[punchedhitler]

[The video start with the door to the apartment opening, and then the camera comes into focus on a one Steve Rogers, looking very calm and collected and incredibly naked.]

There it is.

[He reaches down for his network device, dropped on his morning jog.]

Hi, City, how's it going?

[He seems pretty pleased.]



[ooc: sob imagine that pic with the blonde Cap' haircut and clean-shaven...everywhere, please and thank you.]

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[charring]

[Charlie is going to cry in the morning. For now, though. She's just grinning and waving at Steve like this is the most natural thing ever.]

It's going great! Nice day, isn't it?

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[punchedhitler]

Hey, Charlie.

[mightbeconcussed]

Thank you.

[punchedhitler]

What for?

[orangetoughguy]

.....What's up.

[Um.]

[punchedhitler]

Hey, Mr. Orange. Ever feel like going for a morning run?

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[anunluckypenny]

[Oh, what a perfectly normal entry on the network, which is also normal!]

Hey, Steve! Today's pretty fantastic, isn't it? Everyone's in such a good mood.

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[punchedhitler]

Hey, Penny. It's good to see you up and happy.

[boutant]

Really well! Did you get a haircut, Steve?

[ No, Ariadne, he's just naked. Like how you're just wearing fishnets. ]

[punchedhitler]

No, not recently.

[yourbestguysgun]

What -.

[ Bucky's pretty sure this is a curse by now, Charlie, Pepper, the fact that this is Steve makes it all the more real to him. That is a whole lot of Cap and it's being beamed right to everyone, so Bucky's going to have to do something about it. Fuck, he really wants to enjoy a naked Steve. ]

Y'forget your pants this mornin', kiddo?

[punchedhitler]

[Sorry, Bucky.]

Nope. Just didn't think I needed them. All I did was go get my network device from where I dropped it.

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[entangles]

I think you forgot something.

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[punchedhitler]

Yeah, I know, I left my Network device outside this morning when I got back from my jog.

[officer_garrus]

Well, the weather's nice for once. Spring's on the way.

[Says the turian in his pajama pants, showing off the sexy turian carapace.]

[punchedhitler]

I guess the groundhog saw its shadow.

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[ironmanic]

[Tony is tilting his head. If he were drunk--]

For once, I'm the only one not naked around here.

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[punchedhitler]

Are you naked?

[threeolives]

[ Pepper's in a good mood today. Best she's felt since she arrived. ]

Well hello there, Mr. Rogers. It's good to see you again.

[punchedhitler]

Hi, Ms. Potts. Are you settling in well?

[coyote_walking]

Very nice.

Not as nice as the guy I'm sleeping with, but very nice indeed.

'Course, I'm not bad myself.

[punchedhitler]

Sorry?

[signatures]

I hope someone blocked this from Orange...

[punchedhitler]

I was talking to him just earlier.

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[cons]

[very, very obviously just watching the camera for a bit.]

Well! Long time no see, gorgeous.

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[punchedhitler]

Hello.

[ video ]

[latenightfondue]

Didn't think showing off your best bits was really your style, Cap.

[ video ]

[punchedhitler]

Hey, Howard. Just felt kind of liberated today.

voice;

[lookjustlike]

[There's just sort of a "glugh" noise and the thunk of a Network device being dropped.]

voice; HAHAHAHA SOB

[punchedhitler]

Are you okay?

[waitedforyears]

Oh, well, hello again, Steve.

[ How has Bucky not yet jumped you and had his merry way with you? ]

[punchedhitler]

Hi, Amy.

[duplicities]

[ DEAR GOD ]

I knew Tony was a bad influence.

[punchedhitler]

I don't think you can blame this on Tony.

Maybe Howard.

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[saidrepent]

[Hm.]

That's a pretty good idea.

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[punchedhitler]

Sure is.

[cry_reaper]

Not so shy now, are you?

[punchedhitler]

I don't know why, I have a great body.