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[ Liam's stern face appears on the line and after a brief sigh, and a push of his forefinger against the bridge of his glasses, he speaks. ]

There's no help for it. I'm afraid I must request help of a particularly delicate nature. Discreetness is of course required. For those interested, please respond to my number, personally.

Thank-you

As for the job itself, well... prior experience in the cleaning business, would be most beneficial.

[ Liam hung up quickly and pressed his forehead against the nearby wall. After months of working for Karl, he still hadn't managed to make a dent in the mess some four or five vampires can make in a days time. And that spoke of nothing about Diva! If Vincent was bad, he had nothing on Diva. Fluff strewn everywhere... ]

((ooc: aka, Liam's been housekeeping for Karl/Solomon/Nathan/Diva/Marishka and anyone else who is a common resident of Diva's Mansion and he's getting frustrated and looking for a maid to help get ahead of the mess. His perfectionist attitude won't allow things to stay in such unkempt conditions!))

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[ Why all the space-putting, Liam? He won't bite~ :3 ]

If there are any who've risen above it, I've yet to meet them. [ He shrugs an idle shoulder. ] Anyway, being insane isn't all that bad.

[ of course not. It's in the contract. ]

I disagree. It's a hassle and creates far too much unnecessary paperwork. My time is much better spent elsewhere.

[ At least said Contract didn't exclude gentle ribbing. Or whatever Karl calls trolling. ]

Do you handle paperwork for many madmen?

By your definition, yes. [ by Liam's... no, no, the answer was still yes. sob ] As it is, my former employers also had rather odd tastes. [ and even one or two that Karl seemed to share. Like pestering Liam while he worked! ]

Is that right? [ He raises his eyebrows, equal parts amused and intrigued. ] I knew I'd made the right choice. What 'tastes' did your last employer have? [ Pestering aside~ ]

I'd rather not speak of it. [ uh-oh! Looks like he missed a spot. Good grief, look at him scrub. ]

[ See Bunny Run. ]

That eventful, hm?

[ He can still go to ground! He scrubs a little harder ]

I did my job. [ despite Rufus' best attempts to thwart him. ]

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