♣ 015 || Video | Action at the mansion if you want it

[haring_to_go]

[ Liam's stern face appears on the line and after a brief sigh, and a push of his forefinger against the bridge of his glasses, he speaks. ]

There's no help for it. I'm afraid I must request help of a particularly delicate nature. Discreetness is of course required. For those interested, please respond to my number, personally.

Thank-you

As for the job itself, well... prior experience in the cleaning business, would be most beneficial.

[ Liam hung up quickly and pressed his forehead against the nearby wall. After months of working for Karl, he still hadn't managed to make a dent in the mess some four or five vampires can make in a days time. And that spoke of nothing about Diva! If Vincent was bad, he had nothing on Diva. Fluff strewn everywhere... ]

((ooc: aka, Liam's been housekeeping for Karl/Solomon/Nathan/Diva/Marishka and anyone else who is a common resident of Diva's Mansion and he's getting frustrated and looking for a maid to help get ahead of the mess. His perfectionist attitude won't allow things to stay in such unkempt conditions!))

Comments

[dispossess]

[ It'd be the same for Leo, really. ]

Now, I'm sure that wouldn't be the case. Since you don't live with him, you don't hear the yelling.

[haring_to_go]

[ he coughs and looks apologetic ] I'm afraid the walls aren't entirely as soundproof as you might imagine. [ it gets particularly unnerving when Vincent... blush ]

[dispossess]

Oh, so you do know!

[haring_to_go]

I've also experienced it first hand. [ poor Gil had to suffer so much... ]

[dispossess]

Is that why you live alone?

[haring_to_go]

[ there's only the slightest hesitation there to suggest, just perhaps, that it might be true. ]

I prefer to keep the place prepared in case Xerxes or Gilbert return. It wouldn't do to let this apartment out to someone else. [ and he would miss it. ]

[dispossess]

I'm sure Vincent wouldn't approve of his brother living elsewhere.

[haring_to_go]

Then I would be happy to trade rooms with him. [ after he's had a chance to disinfect Vincent's quarters of course. ]

[dispossess]

That's generous of you.

[haring_to_go]

It's self preservation. [ Vincent would kick down the door the second he thought Gil was avoiding him. ]

[dispossess]

Mm, that would be more accurate.

[haring_to_go]

Perhaps I should keep an overnight bag prepared just in case... [ now that he's pondering on the issue, he doesn't want to be anywhere near the apartment when Gilbert returns. ]

[dispossess]

Is he that much of a threat to you?

[ Not to Leo, of course. ]

[haring_to_go]

[ he raise an eyebrow before flushing ] N-no of course not! I just prefer to be prepared in case of every scenario. That's it. [ no need to read more into it. Honest! ]

[dispossess]

That is being very prepared!

[haring_to_go]

[ he hates you -_-; ]

Yes, well. After being locked out of my bedchambers once, I can attest to the unpleasantness of being forced to make do. [ And he just likes it when he has an extra clean shirt lying around! ]

[dispossess]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[haring_to_go]

It was nothing, really. Just a prank. [ of Barma's ] I've learned my lesson since then. [ always keep a spare key in hand and at the office ]

[dispossess]

To always be dressed properly?