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[worstretconever]

[The man on the screen appears to be surprisingly cheerful for someone who's just been kidnapped and plopped down in a strange city; he's favouring all of you with a slightly manic sort of grin.]

Hello, City! It is City, yes? I've got that right? Interesting little multidimensional nexus you've got here - can't say I've ever seen one of those before, and I've been around quite a bit. I'd kill for the technology they use to kidnap people and bring them here.

[No, really, he would.]

PS, Doctor, I can tell you're out there somewhere. Why am I not surprised in the slightest?

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[charring]

Sounds like you've been here before.

[In which Charlie continues to make bad life-choices and talks to the Wrong Fucking People.]

That works. I hate the explanation speech.

[worstretconever]

Me? No, I'm just extraordinarily good at figuring things out quickly.

[This might have involved some creative interrogation of NPCs, too.]

[charring]

That works. You'll manage just fine here, then.

[infernoandhearth]

Why not try asking the unfriendly local pantheon about it?

[worstretconever]

Oh, dear, there's a local pantheon? Deities can be so insufferable at times.

[infernoandhearth]

Can't they just? They're not even interesting, really, I've not seen them once, the whole time I've been here. I'm relying on rumour of their presence. They've their own building which shoots lasers at birds.

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[accidentalfugitive]

I think as of now you'd be better off killing for the technology to get out of here.

[worstretconever]

[He shrugs, clearly unconcerned.] I imagine it's all one and the same, in the end. If it can be used to bring people here, then it can be reversed to send people away.

[accidentalfugitive]

I guess. Although I wouldn't put it past the deities to have made it so two different things are needed for coming and going.

Video 1/3 or so

[mightbeconcussed]

[ Lucy is just going to stare for a moment, mouth agape, eyes wide, leaning close to the device stare.It's a moment before any expression outside of shock takes over. The expression that does take over is one of horror, and a little bit of fear.

He can not be here. Not again. Not now. Not ever.]

Video 2/3 or so

[mightbeconcussed]

[Panic is starting to sort of rise up inside her, actual heart beating faster, inability to breathe for a moment, panic.

It's okay. She can deal. Maybe he won't remember because that happens sometimes.]

Video : Done

[mightbeconcussed]

[With that in mind, Lucy pastes on a smile.]

Yup. The City. You've got it right. Guess someone read the brochure.

[worldofourown]

[ Have a slightly manic smile back. ]

Someone clearly enjoyed their last stay in this hell-hole.

[worstretconever]

Last stay? [He raises an eyebrow at this. Congratulations, you're currently the only person to throw him for a loop!]

[missrosetyler]

You know the Doctor?

[worstretconever]

Of course I know the Doctor! Quite a bit better than most people, I would imagine.

I'm sure he's never mentioned me, though.

[valentineluke]

Mr. Saxon! Welcome back.

[worstretconever]

Hello there! [He has...absolutely no idea who you are. Whoops?] I'd say that it's good to be back, but I'm sure it isn't.

[Though it's still better than what's waiting for him back home. Marginally.]

[indecent_butterfly]

Killing doesn't usually hold for long, but perhaps you could ask nicely for it.

[worstretconever]

It doesn't? Well, now, that is interesting news.

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[verylast]

[ No.

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[verylast]

But of course, of course. It's him, he can feel him lurking just beyond the edges of the Doctor's own consciousness. He can sense the Master like he's the sharp tang on the air and everything slams into place all at once.

He doesn't know whether to be panicked. Or terrified. Angry. Hopeful. Relieved.

But there's no time for that now. ]

3/3 audio awhyes /SPAMS IN EXCITEMENT

[verylast]

Stay right where you are. I'll find you.

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[hexuality]

Hello! You're quite chipper for someone who's just turned up.

[worstretconever]

It's terribly interesting, all this - and a nice change of scenery, too.

[When the alternative is killing yourself in order to get revenge on someone, the City is a great option.]