010 :: Video (Seeks Same curse)

[itsjustafruit]

[Funny thing - Crowley has always quite liked Aziraphale, whether he admits it or not (or not) and this morning when he woke up, all he wanted to do was see what it was like to live like his roommate for a while. Call it a lark.

And when you're a demon with full control over your appearance? Well, let's just say that Crowley's plants are terribly confused.

The problem is, for all his many years of hanging out with Aziraphale and observing him, he just doesn't have the knack for being him.]

Good morning, dears. How are we feeling today. I feel the need to get a good thwart on and wear lots of tartan.

Next I think I'll open a bookstore and never sell anything.

Right, erm. I mean, I think I'll go feed the ducks.

[You can catch Crowleyphale out feeding ducks, bestowing random unneeded blessings, or drinking far too much tea (spiked) anywhere in the City or just ping him at home.]

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[worldofourown]

[ ...??? ]

Lost your Network device, Mister Angel?

[ Why are you using Crowley's? ]

[itsjustafruit]

Er...ah... no. At least I don't think I did. Oh, this is Crowley's. Silly me.

[worldofourown]

Haven't had our morning tea yet?

You seem ... muddled.

[itsjustafruit]

I just need to get out and do something good and I'll be feeling more myself. Perhaps do some antiques shopping. Do you know where I could find regency silver snuffboxes?

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[sympathyforme]

[Kira might mostly be human right now and not have much in the way of powers, but there's enough to sense the difference between Heaven and Hell - literally - in someone, no matter what the experience. So when he comes across Crowley feeding the ducks, he knows. Just makes it funnier.]

Sounds like a good business strategy.

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[itsjustafruit]

[Huh? What? OH SHIT! Does anyone wonder why he's thinking of just re-angelizing?]

Oh, yes, I think so. People always want what they can't have. Right? I'm protecting them from greed.

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[sympathyforme]

[Oh, come on, Crowley. The dark side has cookies.]

How's it protecting them if you're the one denying it and thus making them want it in the first place?

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[itsjustafruit]

[So does the light side, and less torture, but fewer good artists in any medium.]

Oh er... I'm... helping them exercise their willpower and senses of delayed gratification.

[justamessenger]

Having fun today?

[itsjustafruit]

I'm just getting started, my dear. How are you?

[justamessenger]

Pretty good. Today's been fun.

[itsjustafruit]

What has been so fun?

[indecent_butterfly]

[Oh look, if it isn't someone ne's been looking for...too bad for him. Hope ne's not interrupting your tea Crowley because ne's just going to take a seat. On the table.]

Aziraphale, what a pleasant surprise.

[itsjustafruit]

[Excuse him while he chokes on his tea for a moment.]

Oh, hello Hatter.

[indecent_butterfly]

[Don't waste the tea Crowley, that's just rude. Excuse nem while ne produces nemself a cup. Do share.]

One was wondering, have you seen your charming roommate around today?

[itsjustafruit]

[Crowley hesitates before pouring a perfectly perfect non-alcoholic darjeeling out of his thermos into Hatter's cup.]

No. No, I haven't. He's probably... sleeping. He does that a lot.

[forhishonor]

....What the hell is tartan?

[ is it some really badly baked dessert? ]

[itsjustafruit]

It's a pattern, dear. With stripes and colors and the like.

[forhishonor]

Dea--Don't call me 'dear'!

[itsjustafruit]

I'm sorry, dear, I'll try to remember.

Er...

[misfortunes]

How very productive.

[itsjustafruit]

I do try. Idle hands and all.

[misfortunes]

Idle to the point where even ducks are preferable...?

[itsjustafruit]

I quite enjoy feeding ducks. Have you tried it? They're so appreciative.

audio; backdated obviously <3

[mr_phale]

Oh, for--

Whatever do you think you're doing?