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[rianofski]

The curses seem rather varied today, don't they? Is this something that occurs every month, or is it something unusual that I've been unlucky enough to experience throughout my time here? I haven't noticed any particular curse I may be experiencing, but...

[That's just because he hasn't spoken out loud all day. As soon as he attempts to finish that sentence, however, something entirely different comes out of his mouth. Song.]

Somewhere, beyond the sea
Somewhere, waiting for me
My...

[His voice isn't bad, per se, but it sounds as though he's not used to singing much in his spare time, and the expression on his face is murderous.]

That was unintentional, I assure you. I'm not in the habit of...

[And again, song comes out instead.]

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today.

[With this unintentional burst of song, and a disgusted look, he shuts off the video feed quickly.]

Comments

Re: Audio;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Mindy is laughing. Hard.] That was amazing. Do you take requests?

Re: Audio;

[rianofski]

No, I don't take requests. I assure you, I'm not choosing these songs, they're simply coming out of nowhere.

[At least he managed several sentences that time without the interruption of a song.]

Re: Audio;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Well, shit. That beyond the sea song was kinda cool.

[It wasn't. She is just being a brat.]

Re: Audio;

[rianofski]

No, it wasn't. It was irritating and sappy. I have no idea why it even sprung to mind.

In this strange illusion, chaos and confusion
People seem to lose their way
What is there to strive for, love or keep alive for...

[He manages to cut himself off once again.]

I suppose you don't have an irritating curse to contend with, even if you desperately deserve one.

Audio;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

But they're all new to me. It's fascinating.

[This, she actually means.]

Re: Audio;

[rianofski]

Wonderful. I get to be a fascination, like some sort of sideshow amusement.

Re: Audio;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

See, now you're being ridiculous. You can't, for two seconds, consider this an educational experience for a youngster?

[She gets the feeling he's aware he's being trolled, actually.]

Re: Audio;

[rianofski]

Perhaps I would, if I believed, for two seconds, that you actually had a vested interest in music from my time.

You're really swell, I have to admit, you
Deserve expressions that really fit you
And so I've wracked my brain, hoping to explain
All the things...

[Another sigh.]

And that song was entirely inappropriate given the fact that you're not being swell so much as snide.

Re: Audio;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You enjoy this curse, sir. I'll just be here, listening.

[And laughing. Loads of laughing.]

Re: Audio;

[rianofski]

You could, I'm quite sure, find at least five better singers in the surrounding area that would enjoy your listening to them more.