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Ugh--

[A sick splatter of liquid, a groan, a panicked gasp.]

Shit, shit, shit-- how the hell does this even work. Okay, fuck, you made your point, I'll bow at your alter and sacrifice lambs and- nngh.

[A wheeze, some coughing, and zap. Static.]

[ooc | Souvenirs you never lose! Because being Dave is suffering: spoilers. All responses will be while he's in the Shadow City.]

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[ Oh, spirits. What even? ]

Dave? Dave!

[Wow, this is awkward. Dave now sounds totally and completely fine. But damn shit was that post melodramatic. How to...fix this??]

Hey.

[Yeah, that'll do it.]

Where are you? Are you okay?

Yeah, everything's peachy keen and hunky-dory. I've never been so god damn okay in my life.

[There's an edge in his voice, like it isn't completely okay, like he's putting up a front.]

I'm in the other City. For some reason the curse didn't follow me here.

[ Don't think she's missing that edge, Mr. ]

I don't care, come back right away.

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Uh, you gonna be okay there? That doesn't sound good.

Nah, I'm good.

[He sounds...completely okay, now. Like that post didn't even happen.]

[Doesn't want to buy it just yet.]

You sure? It sounded like something splattered, and there are so many things that could have.

Yeah, that's old news, like ten minutes ago, where've you been, dude?

[Trying to play it off like he wasn't just gurgling blood and some shit.]

Oh. So you're all healed now?

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[ staring at the post versus... the responses. ]

What the shit was that.

Woke up this morning then tripped and fell on a porcupine.

That's all it takes to get you to the shrines, huh.

Yup. Got a book full of inspiring hymns and some DVDs of people crying in churches to get myself hyped up on the mood. Something about all the ecclesiastical hand gestures gets me going.

... Dave, seriously, if you drop dead I'm gonna plant pink flowers on your grave.

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They've done the lamb sacrificing, it didn't work.

How are you holding up?

Fuck. What about food? What kind of deity's gonna reject food drizzled with holy water?

It's fine. I'm fine.

They're not gods. Which might actually make them easier to bribe, but I'm not sure you'll get there with a snack.

Good.

Well today they're giving off the impression they want my organs, and that is just one thing I cannot part with. A line's gotta be drawn, and that's where I'm drawing it, with an entire box of Crayola toxic-free sidewalk chalk if necessary.

Ever come close to losing an organ before?

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Kid? Hey--!

Oh, sup mom?

[HE SOUNDS PERFECTLY OKAY.]

What was that about? What happened?

What do you think? It's a curse.

[Dave = so very, very specific.]

I didn't think coughing up a lung and more was a curse.

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