charring: (awkward moment is awkward)
Charlene Roberta McGee ([personal profile] charring) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-10-03 03:55 pm

video:

[Charlie's at home in the living-room this time. She's seated on the couch with Phantom sleeping at an awkward angle on her shoulder. Seriously, he's upside down and seconds from falling off into her lap but it's obvious he's breathing and occasionally his paws move like he's chasing something, accompanied by faint growl sounds from the fox.

Goofy animal.]


So, yesterday I was almost flattened by a marble table that fell from the sky. Someone knocked it out of the air before it hit me. A very....big someone and I didn't get the chance to do this yesterday so...thanks.

[And then she filters it to friends. This is important. Pay attention. This has her in a very good, and somehow kind of shy mood, so she's going to fail at Words and this won't come out quite as eloquently as she'd like it to.]

[Friends filter;]
I need help putting something together. It's....[A pause. She never in her wildest dreams thought this would be happening to her. Her life just didn't allow it. So she's not sure what she wants to say.] Merlin and I are getting married and I don't know the first thing about putting a wedding together and I'm asking my friends for help with this.

[Charlie, that was the shittiest way to announce your future plans. And she seems aware of this because her face turns red and she runs her fingers through her hair a moment. Phantom wakes up long enough to slide off her shoulder and run off. His human disrupted his nap. He's going to sleep elsewhere.] I don't...really want something big, even if this is big for us. I just want it special and would love it if all my friends were part of it.

[And then the feed shuts off. She's said enough. She can't brain saying more because it's once again hit her that she is getting married. Holy shit.]
destinedtobeunpopular: (Will it be wet will it be dry?)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-06 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
How is she the husband?
Edited 2012-10-06 09:20 (UTC)
gotashortfuse: (Blah Blah Blah)

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-10-06 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause Charlie is in my gang so she's awesome and I don't know you.

[Perfect logic.]
destinedtobeunpopular: (That uh... is probably a bad idea)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-06 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
So you're saying it's less... awesome... to be a wife?
gotashortfuse: (Right Above Ya!)

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-10-06 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Because girls suck.
destinedtobeunpopular: (I didn't say anything)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-06 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie isn't a girl, then?
gotashortfuse: (Kid In A Candy Store)

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-10-06 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nope!

[Merlin. Don't ask. Just...don't.]
destinedtobeunpopular: (I don't know...)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-06 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure that's how it works, sorry.
gotashortfuse: (Don't Get It)

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-10-06 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why you're the wife.
destinedtobeunpopular: (You're not listening to me)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-07 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What? How does that even make sense?
destinedtobeunpopular: (I'm thinking...)

private:

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-10 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

Okay...

Everyone just has to pick the woman jokes.
gotashortfuse: (Ya Jerk!)

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-10-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
It makes loads of sense!
destinedtobeunpopular: (Biting it back)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-10-10 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't!

[ But, since Charlie told him to leave it, then he'll... well. Try that. He's not going to be happy about it, though. ]