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I gotta have more. If you don't want yours look me up. Let's talk.

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I'm also a chick who knows how this works.

I like to see what you're willing to offer in case it's better than what I want.

Edited (welp) 2012-10-01 06:44 (UTC)

I got some arcade tokens?

[His Justice League porn is not for sale!!!]

It's cute that you think I don't suck at games, but that's not a really good trade. Come on, you aren't an idiot. Work it.

[She didn't look right in it, anyway!! All she'd do is scrutinize it...]

One lap dance.

I call bullshit. You'd give me that for nothing and I know it.

Who said anything about a lap dance from me?

I'm listening.

Mr. Leon, Mr. Eames, or Mr. White.

[She is so suspicious right now that she actually falls silent, squinting like he can see it.]

Oh, I get it. You're going to tell them that if they owe you a favor I'll let them crawl all over me.

I'm mildly impressed.

[Most unsure if her idea of his plan is actually better than his idea of his plan.]

Hey doesn't everybody win that way?

[Don't try to out-manipulate her. It will only end poorly for everyone involved...]

Assuming I find any of those guys attractive. [Them finding her attractive is not up for debate.] And assuming I don't really like these incredibly delicious cakes.

Have you seen these guys?

[He's seen all three naked if that counts for anything. But wait a second!]

Hey you can't do that you already put them up for sale.

Two-thirds. One, barely. [She's slept with the Flash. You have to try harder than this.]

I did offer them, yes. I didn't say I would give them to you. I said "what's in it for me," which I hope doesn't need to be explained.

So negotiations are over. Thanks.

Tough break for the kid.

Get out of here! I've almost broken him!

Of what?

Into the kind of offer that's only made when you're desperate!

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Hey were you in on this?

Of course he was. I can show him the world, you see.

Shining.

Shimmering.

Splendid.

Is that what you told him? For real? And he said 'okay'?

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In on what? Some lady trying to get you to jump through hoops? No.

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[But did he come too quickly??]

Man that's bullshit.

[APPARENTLY WAS UP ALL NIGHT??]

You'd do the same in my position, I imagine.

In your position I'd say "Magic magic before the time flies, get this stud a dozen moon pies."

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