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[majorcrotchgrab]

Since I'm sure all of you are sick of hearing about failed relationships and marriage, let's discuss something more important.

[He leans in close to the device, narrowing his eyes]

On my recent trip to Xanadu, I noticed something rather personal to me missing: the Prince Nuada statue. What happened to it? I swear, if one of you assholes destroyed it while I was gone...

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Well, he did trash my apartment.

[anunluckypenny]

So you made fun of him? ...That's sort of adorable.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes. I made sure he'd regret it for the rest of his days here.

[anunluckypenny]

And did you? Make him regret it?

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm not entirely sure. I just know I annoyed the hell out of him.