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[majorcrotchgrab]

Since I'm sure all of you are sick of hearing about failed relationships and marriage, let's discuss something more important.

[He leans in close to the device, narrowing his eyes]

On my recent trip to Xanadu, I noticed something rather personal to me missing: the Prince Nuada statue. What happened to it? I swear, if one of you assholes destroyed it while I was gone...

Comments

[valentineluke]

Like Nepeta's 'artwork', it probably dematerialized overtime after his exiting this world.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Who?

And how can he exit if he was dead?

[valentineluke]

She's one of the alien troll children that were here some time ago.

Look around. Do you see him about anywhere?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Never heard of her.

And no, I don't. Hence why I'm asking where he is.

[valentineluke]

Did it ever occur to you to go the easiest route first and check the Hall?

[majorcrotchgrab]

But it's a weird situation with him.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Prince Nuada? A friend?

[That's a new name for him.]

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Of sorts. He disliked me but continued to speak to me. I had him put locks on my old apartment doors because he and another man trashed my apartment.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Interesting that you would have the man who trashed the place put the locks there in the first place.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

It was a curse day where he did anything I told him to.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

I knew I adored you, handsome.

Private//Russian; 1/2

[majorcrotchgrab]

The feeling's mutual, dear.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

He was turned into a statue a while back though. It fell apart... so I ended up putting it back together again. Had a friend carry him to Xanadu. This was... a year or so ago, I think. I just hope no one ruined it and it disappeared by him finally leaving the City.. or something.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

That would be the best outcome. Is there a way we can find out?

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

That man suggested the Hall of Missing, which completely slipped my mind.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

The cockroach? Yes, I heard that.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Cockroach?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

It's what he is.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Do elaborate.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

He reminds me very much of a brother of mine. Twisting the fabrics for their own purpose, cruelly doing as they please, not caring so long as they get what they wish. It's tiresome and irritating really.

Very difficult to get rid off too. Hence, cockroach.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'll be cautious around him then.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

I do like to hear that.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Must you make everything you say a.. double entendre?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Yes.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Could you get anymore perfect?