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[majorcrotchgrab]

Since I'm sure all of you are sick of hearing about failed relationships and marriage, let's discuss something more important.

[He leans in close to the device, narrowing his eyes]

On my recent trip to Xanadu, I noticed something rather personal to me missing: the Prince Nuada statue. What happened to it? I swear, if one of you assholes destroyed it while I was gone...

Comments

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Cockroach?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

It's what he is.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Do elaborate.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

He reminds me very much of a brother of mine. Twisting the fabrics for their own purpose, cruelly doing as they please, not caring so long as they get what they wish. It's tiresome and irritating really.

Very difficult to get rid off too. Hence, cockroach.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'll be cautious around him then.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

I do like to hear that.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Must you make everything you say a.. double entendre?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Yes.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Could you get anymore perfect?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

I don't know. I'm not trying yet.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm almost afraid to see you try.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Well then I better behave myself. I don't want you to be fearful.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes, but part of me wants to see it as well.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Oh? You want to be charmed to the point that your clothes just fall off without you knowing how that happened?

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Maybe I'll have to do that sometime~

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

We'll add it to our large list of things to do.

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Yes. We still have to finish the Kama Sutra, after all.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Indeed, we do.

Getting on the original topic... Want to come with me to the Hall?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Where are you? I can be up in a few moments.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

At the apartment. Want to meet at the fountain?

Private//Russian;

[manyadenouement]

Mmmmm...I will be there in five minutes.

Private//Russian;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'll see you soon.