30 - The Place Even Angels Don't Understand

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[ Karl's face is visible on the Network for all of three seconds. He seems almost creepily calm. But there's a subdued energy stirring around him, full of sparks like a topped-up battery. Matter-of-fact, he switches to a private line. ]

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I'll be brief. I'm interested in a trade.

[ OOC: Karl is trading for Diva's babbus to be returned to her! This will end well >:3 Any wandering Deities please take note<3 ]

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[worldofourown]

Most conversation is.

So it does. [ He tilts his head. ] Which ones then?

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[laszlo_jamf]

Hands, arms, digits--that sort of thing.

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[worldofourown]

...Arms.

[ A bitter half-laugh. ]

Why am I not surprised? You'd like my arm? And all its tricks and attachments?

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[laszlo_jamf]

All the bells and whistles.

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[worldofourown]

[ He rubs his eyes with a hand. ]

All right. Deal.

I'm used to [ being dissected ] giving up parts of me. Will there be a time-limit?

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[laszlo_jamf]

One month.

It seems such a small cost, compared to the nine endured by a woman before she is delivered.

One month.

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[worldofourown]

How generous.

And the babies? Will they be delivered? Or will you choose more creative ways to have them brought here?

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[laszlo_jamf]

They will be delivered, but she will not yet be delivered of them. Do you follow my meaning?

There are a few complexities remaining, though you may not follow my meaning yet. It's a messy business. Have you ever tried to fax a baby across spacetime? I don't recommend it.

I'm rambling, surely.

The children will not be delivered as children. Not yet. If they are to be children, she will have to be delivered of them.

That is the complexity yet.

That is the offer I can make you: your rather astonishing arm for one month, in exchange for children yet unborn. One hopes.

[ooc: In other words, as per all the stuff we worked out, Diva will have the cocoons, but not the children.]

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[worldofourown]

Rambling. Yes. And avoiding a straight answer. Is that part of your job, I wonder?

I'm fine with the arrangement. As long as they are her 'children yet unborn.' Our family doesn't suffer impostors very well.

[ ooc: All righty!<333 /rubs hands together ]

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[laszlo_jamf]

There will be cocoons involved. Does that tell you anything?

Come by the office to sign the paperwork (while you still can). We'll set up the medical aspect this evening.

[ooc: Okay! As per the prearranged terms...yep, cocoons for the arms. But the rest has yet to be revealed~ Have fun! The trade can go through any time hereafter that you'd like.]

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[worldofourown]

It tells me no more and no less than I already know. Which is nothing.

[ But beggars can't be choosers. ]

I'll do that.

[ But he won't pretend to like it. ]

[ ooc: Awesome ^^ Thanks so much! ]