[ VIDEO ] (backdated to 09/27)

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[ The network post starts up with Eames grabbing his device from his nightstand, a good visual of his bedroom and too brightly patterned comforter coming into view. ]

People leave the City all the time - whether or not they come back isn't up to any of us. Sometimes, if they come back, they'll not remember a thing that happened while they were here last. [ It's unclear whether or not Eames is talking to the Network as a whole or to someone else - eitherway, he's headed out the room and down the stairs of the Inception haus. ]

I'd much rather write up a will than a pre-nup. Under what circumstances would we have to split portions of the future business? Are we going to cut Rhada in half when we decide to not longer be friends? I'll have to pay someone to separate our bloody socks.

[ Grump, grump, grump. At least it's more obvious now Eames is, in fact, addressing Yusuf. He turns the device over in his hand, notes it's on, and though the frustration (apparent as a sarcastic patronisation) is apparent on his face he doesn't shut it off. ]

Who knows where to find a good lawyer?

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[signatures]

such as ?

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[hexappeal]

Right, I totally am going to give that away to you. psh.

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How else am I supposed to verify your spontaneity ?

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[hexappeal]

80s montage set to A-Ha and Thompson Twins.

but we can just skip that and you can take my word for it! :)

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i dont trust emoticons

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[hexappeal]

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Trustworthy face!

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I'd clearly let you catsit

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[hexappeal]

See? Tons of trust!

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maybe if it was near death already

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[hexappeal]

That is really hurtful. :(

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[signatures]

are you being genuinely sad

You're a magician you could just pull a livelier version of the cat from a hat

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[hexappeal]

Yes, I really like cats.

That's a horrible thing to do to someone. or a movie I've probably seen before.

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Weekend at Bernies

text; ROFL can i just say again I REALLY ENJOY our threads

[signatures]

Ive never seen that

is it about some magician going around being an arse to unsuspecting children at parties

text; yes and the feeling is mutual u////u

[hexappeal]

Yes, exactly! are you sure you haven't seen it? there are some big differences like the magician isn't as leggy but otherwise yeah.

text; GOOD I'M GLAD <33

[signatures]

take some initiative and become a full blown actress

make a remake

text; yes let's be frands u////u

[hexappeal]

Sounds like a godawful movie.

I'll stick to Sesame Street cameos and playing myself, thank you!

text; can I add you on plurk uwu

[signatures]

you were on sesame street ?

how was that ?

text; shadowpact! if you think you can suffer through COMICS COMICS BRUCE CAMPBELL DAVID BYRNE.

[hexappeal]

I threw up.

puppets scare me. :(

text; ANYTHING FOR TRUE LOVE I THINK

[signatures]

Then why accept the offer in the first place

or was it a new discovery

text; AND A GLORIOUS DAY WILL BE HAD BY ALL!!

[hexappeal]

Thought I could keep myself together. you know, for the kids.

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so instead you vomited and probably cried a little

quality TV

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[hexappeal]

Like I would confirm or deny my exploits any further.

I think I gained more fans. people will watch anything.

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maybe if you vomited on one of the puppets

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It was inside Oscar's can.