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[gotashortfuse]

[The feed turns on to show Michael's face almost pressed RIGHT UP AGAINST THE SCREEN. He is NOT HAPPY.]

OI! SETSUNA!

SOMEONE EXPLAINED THIS SHITTY PAPER TA ME AND IT SAYS I CAN'T BLOW UP SHIT!

[No Mika. It only says you can't blow up the house.]

WELL I'M PUTTING IN SOMETHIN' THAT SAYS YA CAN'T DO ANY PERVY STUFF TA ME EVER! LET'S SEE HOW YA LIKE THAT WHEN WE'RE MARRIED!

Comments

[worldofourown]

Too late.

Unless you'd like to tear the contract up.

[gotashortfuse]

...Wait...how's it too late? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

[worldofourown]

When you signed that dreadful sheet of paper.

....Or have you yet to do so?

[gotashortfuse]

Not yet we didn't!

[worldofourown]

Than you're safe.

For now.

[gotashortfuse]

...........For now?

[worldofourown]

Setsuna could sign the paper at any time.

What then?

[gotashortfuse]

Yeah but I have ta sign it too.

[worldofourown]

So you won't sign? You'll consign poor Setsuna to a sexless marriage forever?

[gotashortfuse]

It's good for him.

[worldofourown]

If he's neutered, yes.

[gotashortfuse]

...He's not neutered...

[worldofourown]

Then he'll inevitably either want sex or start looking for it elsewhere.

sorry, threadjacking

[beyourarmy]

Aw, Karl. Thanks for looking out for my sex life. But shouldn't you be taking care of yours?

All the threadjacks!

[worldofourown]

Merely explaining the birds and bees to dear Micheal.

...I don't have to worry about mine.

[beyourarmy]

I don't need you helping him.

We'll get it settled on our own. And I ain't gonna cheat on him.

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[worldofourown]

What does Kira-senpai have to say about this beautiful union?

Private

[beyourarmy]

He hasn't said anything yet. Does it matter? He can say whatever he wants, I'm marrying Michael. I treat him better than he does anyway.

Private

[worldofourown]

I suppose it doesn't. [ Errybody's cursed. ] The honeymoon should be memorable.

Private

[beyourarmy]

Yeah.... Considering he's a virgin. Very memorable. [Setsuna isn't sure if this is a good thing or bad thing yet.]

[gotashortfuse]

Promise?

[beyourarmy]

Of course I promise. No matter what, that's one thing I'd never do.

Unless I'm cursed.... I'm sorry, but those curses do all sorts of horrible things to people. They made me marry Cain, after all, and I barely know him.

[gotashortfuse]

Okay.

I guess you can sometimes do weird stuff...

I guess.

[beyourarmy]

You can always knock me out before I do anything messed up. Does that work?

[gotashortfuse]

Stop deciding what he wants!