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[gotashortfuse]

[The feed turns on to show Michael's face almost pressed RIGHT UP AGAINST THE SCREEN. He is NOT HAPPY.]

OI! SETSUNA!

SOMEONE EXPLAINED THIS SHITTY PAPER TA ME AND IT SAYS I CAN'T BLOW UP SHIT!

[No Mika. It only says you can't blow up the house.]

WELL I'M PUTTING IN SOMETHIN' THAT SAYS YA CAN'T DO ANY PERVY STUFF TA ME EVER! LET'S SEE HOW YA LIKE THAT WHEN WE'RE MARRIED!

Comments

[beyourarmy]

Just the house, Michael. I like having a roof over my head without having to get it repaired on a regular basis.

[gotashortfuse]

NO PERVY STUFF FOR YOU!

[beyourarmy]

Then you're not allowed to blow anything up, EVER! NOTHING.

[gotashortfuse]

I can too!

[beyourarmy]

Nope. If I can't do anything pervy, I'm putting in the contract you can't blow up ANYTHING.

You give a little, I'll give a little, otherwise, we'll be arguing about this all night.

[gotashortfuse]

But...but...YOU STARTED IT!

[beyourarmy]

I just wanted to make sure we'd have a house! That's it!

Just the house. You can blow up everything else in the universe, as long as I get to have my fun and our house is standing.

[gotashortfuse]

Maybe we just need ta have a better house! Then it won't blow up!

[beyourarmy]

You can afford something like that? I mean, it'd have to be made out of metal or something. And if it's made out of metal, how do we keep from frying in the summer?

[gotashortfuse]

My old place was made of stone actually.

[beyourarmy]

I can understand why.

Did it stay warm in the winter and cool in the summer?

[gotashortfuse]

Course it did! It was my place!

[beyourarmy]

Then why don't we just have a stone house? That fixes everything, right?

[gotashortfuse]

Really?

[beyourarmy]

Yes. A stone house. Then you can blow shit up and we'll still have a roof. And I still get to have fun.

[gotashortfuse]

[He forgot about the pervy part. He's still too happy about getting to blow shit up.]

Alright! More explosions for me!

[beyourarmy]

As long as you pay for the house.

[gotashortfuse]

...Pay?

[beyourarmy]

Yeah. It has to be bought somehow. You know, with local currency?

[gotashortfuse]

I don't have any money...

[beyourarmy]

...how do you manage here?

[gotashortfuse]

Raphael's been paying for stuff.

[beyourarmy]

[Face, meet palm.]

Fine. I'm buying us a stone house. You're giving me what I want in the bedroom. And you might need a job to get us food, because I might not be able to afford it after the stone house.

[gotashortfuse]

Wait, what?!

[beyourarmy]

You're getting a job. We have to pay for food somehow.