67 - [video]

[blackshadow]

[ There's a small list of agreements written neatly and legibly:

Neither Tyr nor Rita will take their bets seriously. Both parties reserve the right to be sore los call off the bet at any time.

Rita will only feed Tyr meat when he is a dog any carnivorous animal.

Tyr will not steal Rita's underwear while cursed. He will replace any that he takes!!

Rita will bathe at least three times a week.

Tyr will make sweets at least three times a week.

Rita will

And the pencil is just laying there when Tyr finally talks: ]

--Forget it! We'll never get this sent off at this rate.

[Rita's voice grumbles in response as she slams a hand against the page.]

Of course we won't if you keep making up dumb stuff like this--you're just scared you'll lose another bet, aren't you?!

[And now she jostles the device, which she had turned on.]

I bet everyone else in the City agrees with me!

[ And that just makes Tyr's face go red as he shoots back: ]

And making candy isn't pointless?! Go ahead and ask if you're actually that sure--And make a bet out of it!

Sh-shut up! --Fine, just get ready to lose!

[Well, City, what do you think? >:|b]

Comments

[errandry]

What's with the contract, anyway?

[negativegate]

Huh? We're getting married. Isn't it obvious?

1/2

[errandry]

You're g—

[errandry]

[ ......................... ]

You are, huh. Uh. Congratulations, I guess?

[negativegate]

[why that reaction B(]

What do you mean, you guess?!

[errandry]

I dunno you guys that well! Kinda hard to tell if a full-on congratulations works!

[negativegate]

Why wouldn't it? Or are you saying you don't think it'll work?

1/2

[errandry]

I meant the congratulations part! Not your—

[errandry]

[ ......................... ]

So. A contract, huh.

[negativegate]

Hmm....

Anyway, isn't the contract what you're supposed to fill out for this stuff?

augh icons 8|;;

[errandry]

I, uh—guess...? Didn't think they came with all those conditions.

aha |D;

[negativegate]

So you agree, right? Some of these are just crazy!

[errandry]

Some of them, sure, definitely... [ just not the ones you think. ] Kinda looks like you guys put down one-for-one, though.

[negativegate]

Right? [She thinks he agrees with hers-!]

Anyway, we had to make sure it was equal. [-ish]

[errandry]

So aren't you gonna have to take some of yours off if you want his gone too?

[negativegate]

No, he just needs to come up with something better!

[errandry]

[ ... ]

Sounds like a lot of pressure on him...

[negativegate]

He--he should've already known that going into this!

[...Right? She doesn't want to doubt it.]

[errandry]

'Cauuuuuse you guys do this a lot, huh.

[negativegate]

What? Make up prenuptials? If we did, we'd already be married by now.

[errandry]

Fighting over conditions!

[negativegate]

We--we don't do it that often...

[errandry]

Hey, it's your business!