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[blackshadow]

[ There's a small list of agreements written neatly and legibly:

Neither Tyr nor Rita will take their bets seriously. Both parties reserve the right to be sore los call off the bet at any time.

Rita will only feed Tyr meat when he is a dog any carnivorous animal.

Tyr will not steal Rita's underwear while cursed. He will replace any that he takes!!

Rita will bathe at least three times a week.

Tyr will make sweets at least three times a week.

Rita will

And the pencil is just laying there when Tyr finally talks: ]

--Forget it! We'll never get this sent off at this rate.

[Rita's voice grumbles in response as she slams a hand against the page.]

Of course we won't if you keep making up dumb stuff like this--you're just scared you'll lose another bet, aren't you?!

[And now she jostles the device, which she had turned on.]

I bet everyone else in the City agrees with me!

[ And that just makes Tyr's face go red as he shoots back: ]

And making candy isn't pointless?! Go ahead and ask if you're actually that sure--And make a bet out of it!

Sh-shut up! --Fine, just get ready to lose!

[Well, City, what do you think? >:|b]

Comments

[blackshadow]

It is to me!

And you're making a big deal out of your underwear!

[negativegate]

Because I don't want it going missing again!

[blackshadow]

And I don't want to go hungry again.

[negativegate]

You never went hungry!

[blackshadow]

And I replaced your underwear.

[negativegate]

After you stole them.

[blackshadow]

I only stole one pair- and you could have taken them back. I didn't get them dirty.

[negativegate]

I-it's not like I knew what happened to them! Besides, at the time...

[They weren't dating yet...and Rita wasn't sure what to think. Now she's just flustered thinking about it.]

[blackshadow]

[ Rita makes...really good points. He shifts uncomfortably in his chair. ]

Sorry I took them... I would have never done it if I was in my right mind.

[negativegate]

[...Dangit, Tyr. Her anger fades after that reaction, and now she just feels a little bad.]

I--I know that. I don't think you're a creep...

[blackshadow]

[ He feels bad fighting over this, too. He's sorry, Rita..... ]

I hope you wouldn't marry someone you think is creepy...

[negativegate]

[Tyr...]

You know I wouldn't...

[blackshadow]

[ Someday, he'll slowly steal her underwear one at a time just to see if she notices... ]

...Should we add that as an item?

[negativegate]

[nmkjasdnf THAT ISN'T CUTE B(]

Huh?!

...I guess we should...

[It's hard to resist this curse...]

[blackshadow]

[ But it's funny. :3c ]

[ Tyr doesn't even complain... He just picks up the pencil and writes: ]

Either party has the right to separate if the other becomes a creep without the influence of any curse.

There.

[negativegate]

[It iiiis though Rita doesn't think so D:]

[Rita reads it over and nods, finally uncrossing her arms.]

We should add a clause about how long we should wait to determine whether it's a curse.

[blackshadow]

[ >:3333 Too bad! ]

[ He nods himself. ] How about eight days to be safe?

[negativegate]

[She thought Tyr didn't want to be a creep! ;o;]

Eight days...That is playing it safe, but I guess we'll want to be sure. All right.

[blackshadow]

[ It's not creepy if it's a joke?! ]

I don't want us to break up over a misunderstanding...

Now what else...

[negativegate]

[Depends what he's doing with it until she notices....:|a]

Like I want that, either!

[She seriously thinks that would suck!]

--Add that as a clause! We can't separate just because of some misunderstanding!

[blackshadow]

[ Probably keeping them in a box under some chair in their room... ]

[ Tyr thinks it would more than suck! Once she says those words, he quickly jots down the next clause: ]

Neither party has the right to separate over a misunderstanding where neither has broken any of the other clauses listed.

I'm glad you agree...I'm not really...you know, like Flynn or Estelle, but I don't want to just end this either.

[negativegate]

[Imagine if Flynn or Estelle was cleaning up and found it......]

[Especially with their tendency to argue... Rita nods again.]

Me neither. I mean, it's not like we're just jumping into this... They must really get into things even more than I thought.

[blackshadow]

[ 'Why is Rita packing away her underwear?' ]

[ And they argue a lot... ]

Or maybe Estelle really is just jealous...

[negativegate]

['And why is it in this box with Tyr's stuff?']

[They do...so much.]

Huh? Jealous of what?

[They may be great friends, but Rita can still be pretty oblivious.]

[blackshadow]

[ Scandalous-! ]

[ Crying... ]

...

[ This is an awkward question to answer... ]

The two of us, I guess... That we've been together for a while...